Funny Birthday Wishes


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If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, little brother!

They say that the older you get, the
wiser and more mature you become
but don’t let that fool you, bro.

I’m older than you and I’m still waiting
for that to happen, so you’re likely to
be waiting even longer!
I might have forgotten to get you a birthday
present, but at least I didn’t forget your
actual birthday!

So, please accept these words and warm
wishes as your gift this year! Wishing you
a very happy birthday, little brother!
Each year that you get older
However much you grow
You’ll still be my little bro
I want you to always know!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, my friend!

I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
Another year older and yet one more candle to add! If your goal is to have your birthday cake seen from outer space, then you’re certainly on the right path!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.

I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.

Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
I truly won the jackpot
With a wife like you
Who has so much beauty
And is super smart, too!

Your beauty and your brains
Are both mesmerizing, dear!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the world’s best gal pal!

I can only hope that the frosting on your cake is as sweet as you are!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!

It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Happy birthday to my best bud and
my brother from another mother!

May your special day be as
awesome as you are, cousin!
Someone as fabulous as you deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year! Personally, I could celebrate you every single day!

Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you, but I must have done some pretty crazy things in a previous life! Happy birthday, girl!

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