Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Some friends hang around for years like unwanted birthday gifts that you just can’t get rid of, while others are purposely kept hold of and cherished forever like the most precious present.

You’re obviously the latter, my friend! Happy birthday!
I’m not one for holding onto things,
but if you recall my last birthday you
were late in wishing me well, so…
I’m just returning the favour!

Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we truly make a dream team, my love!
I wanted to put the exact number of candles on your cake this year, but the store told me they didn’t have that many in stock! Happy birthday, uncle!
I won’t get too sentimental with my birthday
wishes as I don’t want to make you cry on
your birthday, my love!

Happy birthday with a big birthday kiss!
Having had a crazy friend like you
in my life since childhood says more
about me than it does you, I think!

I mean, I can’t be sane but at least
we can be bonkers together!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Every day must be like a birthday for you,
seeing as you ended up with a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
How I got so lucky to end up with someone as beautiful as you I’ll never know, but I’m certainly not complaining about it! Happy birthday, sweetie.
Happy birthday, little sis!

I hope your birthday is equal parts
crazy and fabulous, just like you!
It’s no secret that we all wish we were younger, but I hope for your sake that wish comes true for you! You need it more than most, sis!

May you have a truly wonderful birthday and a calm year ahead!
A husband like you
There are simply very few
But whether that’s a good thing
I’ll have to leave it up to you!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!

It’s not often you find a guy
With both beauty and brains,
So you’re super lucky to have 
Found both those qualities in me!
As the birthday queen, I require all of the attention to be on me today!
Just one friend? No, I have many, but today is your birthday, which, I guess, makes you the most special of them all today. At least for one day, you should get to know how that feels.

Just kidding. You are my bestie and you know it. You are my special friend all year long.

Have the greatest of birthdays and many more to come!
Happy birthday to you today, bud!

What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!

Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!

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