Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

I don’t want you to think that I forgot your special day, so please don’t look at this as a late birthday wish! Instead, just look at it as a super early one for next year!

I’ve already started counting down the days and I hope you have a fab year leading up to it!

All the best to you, my friend!
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…

Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
It’s no wonder people mistake us for
siblings rather than cousins because I too
sometimes forget that you are my cousin
as you’re so much more like a sister to me!

Happy birthday, my dear! I hope your
special day is as special as you are to me!
We must be related because you have so
much style and sophistication just like me!

If people didn’t know any better or that
we’re cousins, they would definitely think
that we’re sisters!

Happy birthday, my dear! I hope you enjoy
your special day today!
Happy birthday to my wonderful guy
who is nothing short of perfection!

There might not be many of you about,
but you are living proof that the perfect
boyfriend does actually exist!
Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!

Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I’m going to miss you when you retire,
which can’t be far off now, right?!
Happy birthday, brother!

I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
Happy birthday!

Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!

So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
Happy birthday to you, brother! If
you’re concerned about getting older,
just remember that age is nothing
more than a number.

It just so happens that in your case that
number is becoming quite a big one!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous boyfriend!

You might be super handsome, but I’ll always be the prettier one in the relationship!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!

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