Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to the best kid brother a sister could wish for! You might be crazy and sometimes annoying, but I wouldn’t trade you for the world!
There is no getting away from it, but working here has aged you, my friend! Never mind, I guess you can’t be too far off retirement now anyway!

I’m just messing with you... you’ll be working here forever!

All the best, pal!
Happy birthday to you, bro!

I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!

Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!

I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

I always thought that as you age you’re supposed to look older as well but like most other things, you appear to be stubborn with that too!

Just that this time around it’s actually something you’re stubborn about that I can get on board with!
Everyone has a fun uncle, don’t they? 

What a shame I wasn’t lucky enough 
to be blessed with one, though! 

Happy birthday to you!
It can’t be easy being the brother
of someone so amazing, but I hope
that today makes you happy since
it’s your birthday.

After all, it’s the one day of the year
where all of the attention will be on
you for a change!

Happy birthday, bro!
I’m still not totally convinced that we’re
cousins... I’m sure we are actually sisters
and there was just a mix-up at birth!

Happy birthday, sis!
You’re not too bad
As far as teachers go
In fact, you’re probably
The nicest one I know!

Happy birthday to you!
It’s true, it is in fact my birthday today.

I know you wouldn’t be able to tell though,
as I simply don’t look a day older!
All grown up but that doesn’t mean I have to grow up!
Happy birthday to my partner in crime!
Or should I say, my fabulous sidekick!

You always have and always will be the
absolute best person to have by my side.

I hope you have the most wonderful
birthday ever today, my dear cousin!
Happy birthday to you today, teacher!

I’m so grateful for you as you never gave up on me. You believed in me when I didn’t believe in myself, and you continued to care even when I couldn’t really have cared much less!

You truly are a very special teacher and one in a million!
Happy birthday to you today, sweetie!

As your best friend, I want to remind you that life is about the journey, not the destination. Look at it as a marathon and not a sprint.

So with that said, perhaps it’s time to start slowing down and stop aging so quickly because at this rate you’ll be old before you know it!
Happy birthday to you, my sweet cousin!

Seeing as it’s your special day, I’ll let you in on a little secret: I know your true age! Well, with us being as close as we are what else would you expect!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!

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