Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!

Happy birthday to you, little sis!
Out of all the friends
You truly are the best
A dear BFF who is
Better than all the rest!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Getting old is all about losing things. You start to lose your memory, your hair and even your keys. But just focus on the positive side, at least you still have your teeth. Remember to smile while you still have them.

Happy birthday, best friend!
I have decided that you don’t
need any candles on your
birthday cake this year, my love.

I mean, what else could you
possibly wish for other than
having an amazing girlfriend,
which you already have!

Happy birthday, my lucky man!
If birthdays only happen once a year, how do you always manage to look so old? I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Great friends should be treasured,
especially the ones of your age that
are a little more fragile!

I’ll always be here to look out for you,
dude! Happy birthday!
Don’t worry if you gasp or experience shortness of breath while blowing out all of those candles. No matter how many candles remain, your tears will put them out.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Happy birthday to you today, bud!

What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!

Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
Sure, today is your birthday, but it isn’t really much different to any other day as you’ll be the center of attention as always!

It can’t be helped, my friend, the spotlight just naturally shines on you!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Appreciate the small things in life while
you still can, my man!

I mean, it won’t be long before you’ll need
reading glasses to see every little detail!

I’m just kidding with you, buddy! I hope
you have a fantastic birthday today!
Happy birthday, sis!

Remember, today is your special
day and it’s all about you!

Come to think of it, so is every
other day actually!
Now you’re starting to age
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday, my friend!

We grew up together, yet we still haven’t
actually grown up! I hope we stay young
and fun at heart forever!
Having a stylish sister is the ultimate
dream and the greatest blessing any girl
could wish for in life. Not least because it
automatically means that there’s double
the wardrobe to choose from!

Obviously, I think a lot more of you than
just an endless source of new clothing, sis.
There are shoes too, of course!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!

I hope you like generic store-bought cake!

Happy birthday, buddy!

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