Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother
191 happy birthday wishes found:
I was going to buy you hair dye
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!
Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
this year, bro, but what’s the point
when you’ll soon be balding anyway!
Have a great birthday, my dear
elder brother!
As far as elder brothers go, you’re
alright I guess!
I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!
I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
alright I guess!
I mean, don’t let that go to your head,
it’s not like you’d win any awards for
the ultimate brother or anything!
I hope you have a truly wonderful
birthday this year, bro!
Happy birthday to you, bro!
I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!
Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!
I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
I got you a nice hat for your gift this year, you know, to cover up those emerging bald spots and all the grey hair!
Thankfully, I think I’ve still got a few years before I have all of that to look forward to!
I hope you enjoy your day today, my dear elder brother!
Happy birthday, big bro!
You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
You’re going to need a big cake
this year to hold so many candles!
Don’t worry about getting older, brother.
You’ll always have me as a constant
reminder of what it’s like to look young!
Happy birthday, bro!
You’ll always have me as a constant
reminder of what it’s like to look young!
Happy birthday, bro!
Happy birthday, cousin!
We make a great team, you and me.
Like a brother, you stick by my side,
forever loyal and dependable.
You are my partner in crime, the
Robin to my Batman. To me, you are
quite simply the world’s best sidekick!
We make a great team, you and me.
Like a brother, you stick by my side,
forever loyal and dependable.
You are my partner in crime, the
Robin to my Batman. To me, you are
quite simply the world’s best sidekick!
Happy birthday, little brother!
Seeing what an honor it must be
having a fabulous sister like me,
I didn’t think it was necessary to
get you any other gift this year!
Seeing what an honor it must be
having a fabulous sister like me,
I didn’t think it was necessary to
get you any other gift this year!
Thank you for having yet another birthday
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.
Thanks a bunch, bro!
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.
Thanks a bunch, bro!
Happy birthday, my dear little brother!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
There aren’t many gifts as good as that!
Happy birthday, old man!
If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
If there was ever any doubt as to who’s older out of the two of us, well, your wrinkles say it all now!
You would think that the older you get, the less annoying you’d become! If only that were true, little bro! Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!
When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!
I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!
Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!
Enjoy your special day, bro!
elder brother!
When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!
I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!
Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!
Enjoy your special day, bro!
It brings me great pleasure to be wishing a very happy birthday to my crazy cousin today! May your special day be as wonderfully weird as you are!
Happy birthday to you!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
Happy birthday to my old-age brother!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
