Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

You’re not just a cousin but a brother too, but don’t be fooled into thinking that means you’ll get two birthday gifts this year! Happy birthday to you, bro!
You’re the best cousin ever, better than any big brother since we get to hang out and have fun but I don’t have to live with you! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the best kid brother a sister could wish for! You might be crazy and sometimes annoying, but I wouldn’t trade you for the world!
Happy birthday, bro!

You deserve a very big and extra special gift on your birthday for surviving another year of putting up with an annoying sister like me! 
Happy birthday big brother from your visibly younger, funnier, and more attractive sister!

Don’t worry, you also have some good attributes too - they're just perhaps a little less obvious!
If ageing was a competition, bro, you’d be getting pretty high up on the leaderboard right about now! Happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday, my dear elder sibling!

Those grey hairs are certainly giving the
impression that there’s a lot of wisdom
in there! Oh, if only that were true!
Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome cousin!

Wait, I meant to say happy birthday from the world’s most awesome cousin! You’re lucky to have someone as wonderful and as cool as me in your life, cuz!
Happy birthday, cousin!

You may be another year older but you’d never be able to tell! I’m glad you’re still the same fun guy as when we were kids!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
this year, but I hope this personal and
heartfelt message makes up for it!

Sending you good thoughts and happy
wishes on your special day, bro!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, brother!

Sometimes we might argue or have the occasional light-hearted fight, but when the dust settles and above all that, I think it’s clear for all to see just how incredibly dear you are to me!
Now that you’re getting a little
bit older, perhaps you’ll soon
start to grow up, too!

I’m just kidding with you!
Happy birthday, little bro!
Happy birthday to my hilariously funny
cousin! Life is always a party with you
and there’s never a dull moment when
you’re around!

May you have a birthday that’s full of
joy and full of laughter, my man!
Happy birthday to my favorite little guy!

I’m lucky that you’re my brother, but you’re even luckier to have an elder sister like me who loves and appreciates you so much!
Happy birthday to the best brother!

Sure, there were times growing up
together when I might have wished
that you were adopted or my brother
from another mother but in the end,
I’m glad you’re my blood-brother!

I could definitely have done a lot
worse and really there’s nobody else
I’d rather have grown up with, bro!

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