Funny Birthday Wishes
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If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
May your birthday be just like the day you were born: with you screaming and everyone making a fuss of you!
Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday, sis!
It hasn’t been an easy road, but I have finally perfected the art of being fabulous!
Happy birthday!
Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!
I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty!
Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!
I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty!
Happy birthday! Another year brings the hard reality that you’re not getting any younger, hubby!
At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
Happy birthday, my lovely sister!
Don’t think of today as getting
another year older, instead think
of it as getting another year wiser.
And I mean let’s face it, you can
use all the wisdom you can get!
Don’t think of today as getting
another year older, instead think
of it as getting another year wiser.
And I mean let’s face it, you can
use all the wisdom you can get!
My fondness for you grows at the same
rate that you do so the older you get,
the more adored you become!
Happy birthday, my dear!
rate that you do so the older you get,
the more adored you become!
Happy birthday, my dear!
Don’t let another birthday get you down,
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
sis! After all, what difference does one
more year really make at this point!
Today’s all about me, which isn’t much different to any other day really!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I know that turning another year older might make you a little emotional and you might even want to cry, but it’s not all that bad… just think of the positives, like the fact that you have an amazing girlfriend to comfort you in your time of need!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
