Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

They say that a man is only as good
as the woman he’s married to, which
I guess is why I’m so spectacular!
It’s all thanks to you, my love!

Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
Growing up, we shared many laughs as
kids and we’re still laughing together to
this very day!

Congratulations to you on your special day
today, my friend, and here’s to many more
years of belly-laughing moments!
Don’t look so glum, chum!
It’s only another year!

At this point, one more really
doesn’t make much difference
anyway! Happy birthday, buddy!
I know that it’s your birthday 
today, yet I can’t help but feel 
like it’s also sort of mine too 
seeing how I’m the lucky one 
to have a best friend like you!

I hope you have a totally 
fabulous birthday, girl!
You might be thinking that I forgot your special day and that’s why I didn’t wish you a happy birthday...

Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
Happy birthday to my cousin brother!

Don’t worry about getting another year older, as you’ll always have me around to keep you feeling young and fun! You can always count on me, cousin!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!

It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always awesome cousin!

I’m so lucky to have someone as fun and as wonderful as you in my life. You’re like the greatest friend and best brother all in one!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re well into old age!
Happy birthday to a cousin who doesn’t
get older, she simply gets more fabulous!

According to my calculations, by the time
you’re an old woman you’re going to be
truly spectacular!

I’m sending you all my love and big kisses
on your special day today!
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
Happy birthday to my
gorgeous boyfriend!

This year I am wishing you a
day spent in good company,
surrounded by beautiful people
that make you laugh and smile,
and a day filled with only happy
moments shared with the people
you care about most.

Luckily you’re spending your
birthday with me, so all of those
things are certain to happen!

Have a great birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear bestie, happy birthday to you! I know you can’t hear me singing this, so you’ll just have to imagine my beautiful voice!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside  you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!

Happy birthday to you, my love!

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