Forgetfulness is one of the many symptoms of ageing, my friend.
I know your memory is starting to play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t worry, I will always be your best friend. I’ll be around long after you've forgotten who I am.
I was just about to wish you well and make fun of how old you are getting at the same time, but then I realised I’m not that far behind you in terms of age! So that backfired!
Today is your very special day! Happy birthday to you!
I’ve been so looking forward to this day arriving, you wouldn’t even believe!
I have a very special birthday present for you this year, but you’re going to have to wait to see it! Anyway, just remember that the best things in life come to those who wait!
If I didn’t know any better I’d never guess it was your birthday today as you don’t look a day older, let alone a year! Happy birthday, my beautiful cousin!