Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!
Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
candles, it means you are getting old!
Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, my love!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
Happy birthday to my old-age brother!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!
I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
Happy birthday, girl!
I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!
I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!
I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
Happy birthday to you, girl!
Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!
I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!
I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
Thank you for being the only teacher
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!
Today’s a very special day as it’s the
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Happy birthday, sis.
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
The only reason that you’re my cousin
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!
Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!
I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!
Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!
I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you, but I must have done some pretty crazy things in a previous life! Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.
Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!
Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.
Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!
