A brother like you is a dream come true, if your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!
How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me... I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday!
Just so you know, when the time comes I’ll be more than happy to help you out with whatever you might need, and I’ll even push you around in a wheelchair!
Come to think of it, I don’t reckon that’s too far off actually!