Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my old-age brother!

Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!

I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Happy birthday to my hilarious
big bro who shares the same
weird sense of humour as me!

Love you, big bro!
Today is kind of a big deal as it’s the birthday of my dear elder brother! I’ll never get tired of seeing you turn older than me every year!
Happy birthday, little bro!

I’m happy for you that it’s your birthday,
but I’m sad it’s not mine! You know I love
the attention and getting lots of gifts!
Happy birthday, cuz! Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin, as you’re much more like an annoying little brother!
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite,
brother! Don’t let that get you down
on your special day though, bro.
I’m sure you’re a very close second!
Happy birthday to my elder brother!

Yet another birthday has come around where I get to remind you once more that I am, and always will be, younger than you!

I hope you have a fantastic birthday today, my dear brother!
Thank you for having yet another birthday
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.

Thanks a bunch, bro!
Happy birthday, bro!

A little brother like you is actually a blessing
in disguise… At first I thought I was unlucky
to have a younger brother, but now as the
years go on I feel like the luckiest big sister
in the world!
Happy birthday, little brother!

Younger than me
You will always be
But never in my shadow
Will you ever be, kiddo!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
A cousin who’s so dear 
And unlike any other 
Will always be more
Like a real life brother!

Happy birthday, cousin brother!
You would think that the older you get, the less annoying you’d become! If only that were true, little bro! Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!

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