Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother

Sure, you’ve still got some growing
up to do but you’re definitely getting
there, little bro!

Happy birthday from your fabulous
elder sister!

Happy birthday, my dear little brother!

I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!

There aren’t many gifts as good as that!

You might be another year older,
little brother, but you definitely don’t
look it and you certainly don’t act it!

You’ll be able to fool people with
your age for many years to come,
I’m sure of it!

Happy birthday from your forever
wise elder sister!

Happy birthday, cuz! Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin, as you’re much more like an annoying little brother!

Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!

Another birthday has arrived but I wouldn’t worry about getting older, cousin. You’re only a little older than you were before.

Although, with that said you’re definitely not getting any younger either, that’s for sure!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to my much
much much elder brother!

Enjoy your day while you still
have full mobility, old man!

Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.

I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!

Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!

I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!

Have an awesome birthday today!

On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!

Happy birthday to you!

Cousin, you’ve completed yet another trip around the sun and boy is that journey starting to take its toll! You’re really starting to show your age now!

Wishing you a very happy birthday, old man!

Happy birthday, big bro!

I was just about to wish you well and
make fun of how old you are getting
at the same time, but then I realised
I’m not that far behind you in terms
of age! So that backfired!

I hope you have a fab day, brother!

As kids, you always took care of me
but now the time is approaching
where I’ll soon be looking after you!

You know, because you’re old!

Happy birthday, elder bro!

Happy birthday, brother!

Your cake this year is definitely going to
be a fire hazard, bro, so we’d better have
a fire extinguisher on hand just in case! 

It can’t be easy being the brother
of someone so amazing, but I hope
that today makes you happy since
it’s your birthday.

After all, it’s the one day of the year
where all of the attention will be on
you for a change!

Happy birthday, bro!