You've always been my cousin but as the years go on you’ve become more like a bro to me, because just like a brother you love to irritate me! Happy birthday!
They say that as you get older you also get wiser, but seeing as that hasn’t happened for you yet I guess you’re still waiting for that golden age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get there someday!
Like lots of little brothers you were naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and sometimes annoying growing up, and I’m so glad to see that nothing has changed since then!