Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother


191 happy birthday wishes found:

I won’t make any age-related jokes on your birthday this year, bro, because I genuinely feel sorry for you! Chin up, old man!
You're more handsome than ever, little bro
There’s no one I’d rather have grown up with
You've always been my cousin but as the years go on you’ve become more like a bro to me, because just like a brother you love to irritate me! Happy birthday!
Never lose your sense of humor, brother
Today, we are celebrating mom and dad’s second favorite kid: my brother! Happy birthday!

You can’t honestly be surprised though, bro. It’s so obvious that I’m the favorite one!
Often crazy but always great fun to be around, you’re my cousin brother and I wouldn’t have you any other way! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you! 

On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.

Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
Happy birthday, brother!

You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
Happy birthday, cuz! Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin, as you’re much more like an annoying little brother!
Thank you for having yet another birthday
and for being a constant reminder that I’ll
always be older than you.

Thanks a bunch, bro!
Another year older and the signs of aging are starting to show! Welcome to the club of getting older, little bro!

I know I can’t make fun since I’ve got a bit of a headstart on you, but you’re quickly catching me up!

Enjoy being young-ish while you still can, my dear younger brother! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my best bud and
my brother from another mother!

May your special day be as
awesome as you are, cousin!
Happy birthday to my dear younger brother!

Keep following your dreams, little bro, and
who knows… someday you might even be
as awesome as me!
May you never grow up
My sweet little brother
As that would also mean
I wouldn’t get older, too!

Happy birthday from your
Favorite elder sister!
You might finally be growing up and catching me up, little bro, but you’ll still always be younger than me! In my eyes, you’ll forever be my baby brother!
Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!

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