Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, dear sister!

What better gift is there than a 
sweet, thoughtful, and touching 
birthday message written from 
the heart? Something so truly 
sentimental that money simply 
cannot buy.

Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
Happy birthday to a super nephew
The candles cost more than the cake
Happy birthday, sweetie!

I always thought that as you age you’re supposed to look older as well but like most other things, you appear to be stubborn with that too!

Just that this time around it’s actually something you’re stubborn about that I can get on board with!
Little brother, you’re older but no wiser
If you weren't my brother we'd still be friends
You used to enjoy being naughty and mischievous when you were little, brother, and I’m glad to see that hasn’t changed since! Happy birthday from your sweet sister!
I'll always be the best gift you could wish for
A sweet, kind, and funny grandson
Happy birthday from the one person who
knows all of your flaws and imperfections,
but still loves you anyway!

In all seriousness though, your strengths
far outweigh any of your flaws! Wishing
you a day full of happiness, my dear, just
as you deserve!

Lots of love from your beautiful and
amazing girlfriend!
Happy, happy, happy birthday to you!

You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro!

The only thing that has changed over the years is that you’ve got older, better, and more experienced in discovering new and different ways to annoy me!
My next boyfriend will be funnier
A cousin who still isn't showing her age
Happy birthday to my partner in crime!
Or should I say, my fabulous sidekick!

You always have and always will be the
absolute best person to have by my side.

I hope you have the most wonderful
birthday ever today, my dear cousin!
Happy birthday to my wild and crazy friend
Happy birthday to my favorite uncle
May your birthday cake this year be as sweet as you are a boyfriend, and may your candles burn as brightly as you do in my heart!
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…

Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Today, we are celebrating mom and dad’s second favorite kid: my brother! Happy birthday!

You can’t honestly be surprised though, bro. It’s so obvious that I’m the favorite one!
I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

Looks like all of the attention will be on you today, which isn’t any different from any other day really, is it!

I hope you enjoy yet another special day that’s all about you!
Wishing a very happy birthday to
our parents' second favourite child,
from their first favourite child!

Don’t worry, elder bro, you’ll always
be my favourite!
My gorgeous girlfriend, you’re so lucky to have what every GF wishes for: a wonderful boyfriend who is also a built-in BFF! Happy birthday!

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