Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Having a brother like you is worth two! You’re just as much effort to handle as a pair of siblings, but you’re worth the work, bro!
I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!

It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday from the one
who knows all of your annoying
habits, but still loves you anyway!

Happy birthday, honey!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

I wanted to give you some words of
wisdom that will hopefully bring you
some comfort as you turn yet another
year older today, bestie.

So, just remember that no matter how
old you get, you will never truly age as
true beauty comes from within.

Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!
Wishing a happy birthday to the best teacher of all time!

If you could teach all of my classes, it would be a dream come true for me! Some students would probably get bored of you, but not me, I think you’re swell!

And no, I’m not being sarcastic! It’s all true, straight from the heart!

I hope you have a magnificent birthday today, teach!
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother: my dear cousin! I hope your special day is an awesome one this year!
There aren’t many teachers
like you left; most of the good
ones have retired already! 

Happy birthday, teacher!
Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!
On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!
Officially you’re my cousin, but my heart
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!

Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!
I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!

Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Happy birthday to you, girl!

True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!

I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
Happy birthday, my friend!

I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!

If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!

Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!

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