Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my dear sister!

How is it possible that as the years advance, you somehow manage to look younger and younger! I hope that’s something that runs in our family, sis!

May you have the best birthday today!
Happy birthday to an uncle who is
getting almost as old as his jokes!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of
the classics! They tend to be the best!

May you have many more years of
entertaining us with your humor!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!

Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
Getting older is a piece of cake!
My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!

Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!

So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!

All the best, buddy!
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!

Have a fantastic birthday this year, buddy!
I’m not one for holding onto things,
but if you recall my last birthday you
were late in wishing me well, so…
I’m just returning the favour!

Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to my dear boyfriend who, unlike his jokes, never falls flat!

I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!

All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
I wanted to get something extraordinary 
and particularly special for a cousin 
who is more like a sister to me, 
but then I realized something:
You already have all of that in me!

I hope your birthday is as wonderful and 
as meaningful as you are to me, my dear! 
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
I only have to say it’s the birthday
of the funniest person in the world
today, and everyone will immediately
know it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday to you, my friend!
I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!
The time has finally come where you’re going to feel the need to start lying about your age!

It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!

Happy birthday!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!

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