Funny Birthday Wishes
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It hasn’t been an easy road, but I have finally perfected the art of being fabulous!
Happy birthday!
Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!
I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty!
Someone as outstandingly beautiful as you should have a birthday that’s almost as stunning, too!
I say almost because nothing can come close to your remarkable beauty!
Happy birthday! Another year brings the hard reality that you’re not getting any younger, hubby!
At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
I’m laughing at the fact that you’ve
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
just turned another year older today,
brother, but I’m sure I won’t be
laughing when it’s my turn next!
Happy birthday!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
I know that turning another year older might make you a little emotional and you might even want to cry, but it’s not all that bad… just think of the positives, like the fact that you have an amazing girlfriend to comfort you in your time of need!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
Happy birthday to the most caring teacher!
It’s no surprise that some students
accidentally call you mom because
you’re a great mentor and guide!
Thank you for all of your care, and all
the support and attention you give to
each and every one of us!
We hope you have a fantastic birthday!
It’s no surprise that some students
accidentally call you mom because
you’re a great mentor and guide!
Thank you for all of your care, and all
the support and attention you give to
each and every one of us!
We hope you have a fantastic birthday!
I was going to plan you a surprise party, but then I reconsidered as it could quite easily give you a heart attack at your age!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.
Have a magical birthday, my friend!
Have a magical birthday, my friend!
Age might not be your friend, cousin, but I always will be! You can always rely on me for sisterly support no matter how old you get!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!
Happy birthday to you!
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!
Happy birthday to you!
Nephews and nieces are a dime
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
a dozen, so to be lucky enough to
have a stand-out one like me is the
best gift you could receive!
That’s also the reason why I didn’t
get you any other kind of present
this year! Happy birthday!
You deserve more than just any old gift
and only the very best is good enough
for a dear friend and great girl like you!
I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t
match how cool and awesome you are,
and as I am still yet to find that, I
haven’t got you anything at all!
You should be flattered, bestie!
Happy birthday!
and only the very best is good enough
for a dear friend and great girl like you!
I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t
match how cool and awesome you are,
and as I am still yet to find that, I
haven’t got you anything at all!
You should be flattered, bestie!
Happy birthday!
