There is no gift in the world more precious than a beautiful and unique sister like you, and there is no gift good enough for someone as incredible as you.
That’s exactly why I didn’t get you anything this year, sis! Happy birthday!
Congratulations, my love! You’re another year older yet you’ve managed to maintain the same incredibly low level of maturity for the past several years now!
Most people tend to grow up and mature as they get older, so well done on defying that social norm!
I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful side, it’s what makes you who you are!