Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to the world’s best gal pal!
I can only hope that the frosting on your cake is as sweet as you are!
I can only hope that the frosting on your cake is as sweet as you are!
Happy birthday, little brother! You can’t help but get older, but you can try your best to stay younger.
Just keep your childish sense of humor and don’t become any more mature!
Just keep your childish sense of humor and don’t become any more mature!
Happy birthday to a dear friend of
mine who I’ll never get tired of!
Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
mine who I’ll never get tired of!
Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
As my younger brother you might get
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!
Now who’s laughing, bro!
to make fun of me for being older than
you, but just remember that every year
my cake will always be bigger than yours
because it needs to hold more candles!
Now who’s laughing, bro!
For a man of few words, I also have
a birthday wish that has few words!
Happy birthday, my love!
a birthday wish that has few words!
Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend who is gradually becoming greyer and greyer!
Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!
From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!
From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
Happy birthday to my very patient and loving girlfriend! You deserve a medal for putting up with me, my love!
They say that a man is only as good
as the woman he’s married to, which
I guess is why I’m so spectacular!
It’s all thanks to you, my love!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
as the woman he’s married to, which
I guess is why I’m so spectacular!
It’s all thanks to you, my love!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
Happy birthday, old-timer! As you get older, so do your jokes!
It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
It’s okay, though, I’ll continue to humour you because you’re my brother!
Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always awesome cousin!
I’m so lucky to have someone as fun and as wonderful as you in my life. You’re like the greatest friend and best brother all in one!
I’m so lucky to have someone as fun and as wonderful as you in my life. You’re like the greatest friend and best brother all in one!
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
have to be all doom and gloom!
Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!
Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Happy birthday, little sister!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!
May your birthday be filled with laughter!
Someone as fabulous as you deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year! Personally, I could celebrate you every single day!
Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
