I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to the cutest, funniest, most gorgeous person in the world! I know it sounds like I’m describing myself, but I am of course describing you!
I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!