Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Of course I think you’re beautiful, my handsome husband, but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then surely that means I’m beautiful too! I guess that’s why we make such a beautiful pair!
Happy birthday, hubby!
Happy birthday, hubby!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!
Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
candles, it means you are getting old!
Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, my love!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
Happy birthday to a crazy girl I’m blessed to call my sister! You’re the life of the party and the star of the show, little sis!
Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!
I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
Happy birthday, girl!
I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!
I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!
I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
Thank you for being the only teacher
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!
Today’s a very special day as it’s the
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Birthday of someone super special!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
A cousin, best friend, and brother
Who means so much to me
Deserves many wonderful gifts
Not just one, not two, but three!
Happy birthday, sis.
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that
you’re getting old; they’re clearly not true
friends like I am!
In my eyes, you’ll always be as young as
you feel. So, until you start acting your
actual age you’ll be forever young!
Happy birthday, buddy!
you’re getting old; they’re clearly not true
friends like I am!
In my eyes, you’ll always be as young as
you feel. So, until you start acting your
actual age you’ll be forever young!
Happy birthday, buddy!
Many friends throughout life
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!
Happy birthday!
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!
Happy birthday!
