Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Today I’m going to have my cake
and eat it too!
and eat it too!
Happy birthday, my dear brother!
They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!
Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!
You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!
Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!
Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
smart girlfriend!
You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!
Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!
Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
For a cousin and a sister all rolled into one
I’m wishing you a birthday that’s full of fun!
Happy birthday, my dear!
Here’s to the many years of laughter and
creating wonderful memories together
that are still waiting to be written!
I’m wishing you a birthday that’s full of fun!
Happy birthday, my dear!
Here’s to the many years of laughter and
creating wonderful memories together
that are still waiting to be written!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!
I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!
Big kisses, handsome!
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!
I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!
Big kisses, handsome!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend!
I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my loving boyfriend,
who is the best thing that has ever
happened to me… So far!
Well, who knows what the future holds!
who is the best thing that has ever
happened to me… So far!
Well, who knows what the future holds!
Happy birthday to my beautiful younger
sister who still isn’t showing her age…
nor is she acting it yet, either!
sister who still isn’t showing her age…
nor is she acting it yet, either!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Sure, getting lots of gifts on your birthday
is nice but no gift will ever be as great as
simply having a wonderful cousin like me!
Happy birthday, girl!
is nice but no gift will ever be as great as
simply having a wonderful cousin like me!
Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday, little brother!
Younger than me
You will always be
But never in my shadow
Will you ever be, kiddo!
Younger than me
You will always be
But never in my shadow
Will you ever be, kiddo!
Happy birthday to the cutest, funniest, most gorgeous person in the world! I know it sounds like I’m describing myself, but I am of course describing you!
I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!
I hope you enjoy your special day today, my sweetheart!
A cousin who’s so dear
And unlike any other
Will always be more
Like a real life brother!
Happy birthday, cousin brother!
And unlike any other
Will always be more
Like a real life brother!
Happy birthday, cousin brother!
Today, I am wishing a super happy birthday to one of my very first friends!
My mind is drawing a blank right now, but you must have some good characteristics for us to have remained friends for as long as we have!
My mind is drawing a blank right now, but you must have some good characteristics for us to have remained friends for as long as we have!
Many girls can only wish for the
perfect guy but luckily for you, that
dream came true when you met me!
Happy birthday, my beautiful love!
perfect guy but luckily for you, that
dream came true when you met me!
Happy birthday, my beautiful love!
