Funny Birthday Wishes


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Happy birthday to my lovely boyfriend, the only person I could survive a long-distance relationship with. In fact, a little break from you sometimes sounds pretty nice!
Happy birthday to my dear sister who I’m actually quite fond of now!

She’s not nearly as bad as I used to think she was when we were younger!
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!

Happy birthday to you!
Whenever anyone says they wish
they had a sister, I tell them that
they’re welcome to have mine!

I’d never get rid of you that easily
though, sis! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous boyfriend!

You might be super handsome, but I’ll always be the prettier one in the relationship!
If you weren’t my cousin
You would be my sibling
As you truly are my sister 
Just from another mister!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday to my fantabulous sister!

You might have some growing up to do
yet, but there’s still plenty of time to get
to that at some point, sis!

Just enjoy life while you’re still young!
Well youngish, at least!
Happy birthday to my sister who
only gets more beautiful with age!

May you continue to defy mother 
nature for many more years to come!
Happy birthday, brother!

I imagine that looking at me right
now must be like looking into a much
younger and better looking mirror!
Happy birthday to the best gal pal!

My wish for your birthday is to make
you smile and laugh, but that’s not
really any different to having me
around on any given day! 
Out of all the people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy kids like us would meet! In you, I truly found my soulmate.

Happy birthday, my love!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
Friendship is a choice but when it
comes to family it’s all down to chance!

Thankfully, I was lucky enough to
end up with a sister like you!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I was just about to wish you well and
make fun of how old you are getting
at the same time, but then I realised
I’m not that far behind you in terms
of age! So that backfired!

I hope you have a fab day, brother!
I thought that as you get older you’re meant to get wiser too, sis? Oh well, there’s still plenty of time for that to happen for you yet!

Happy birthday!

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