Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met!
Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
Happy birthday to you!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
Happy birthday to my old-age brother!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Happy birthday to you, girl!
Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!
I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!
I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
The only reason that you’re my cousin
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!
Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!
I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!
Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!
I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
It’s great having an aged friend like
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!
Happy birthday to you, buddy!
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!
Happy birthday to you, buddy!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Happy birthday!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!
So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!
So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
I wanted to get something extraordinary
and particularly special for a cousin
who is more like a sister to me,
but then I realized something:
You already have all of that in me!
I hope your birthday is as wonderful and
as meaningful as you are to me, my dear!
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
and particularly special for a cousin
who is more like a sister to me,
but then I realized something:
You already have all of that in me!
I hope your birthday is as wonderful and
as meaningful as you are to me, my dear!
Wishing a very happy birthday to you!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!
Thank you for that, sis!
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!
Thank you for that, sis!
To the world’s funniest uncle
I have just one thing to say
May your birthday be awesome
I hope you have the best day!
Happy birthday to you!
I have just one thing to say
May your birthday be awesome
I hope you have the best day!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my amazing
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!
Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!
Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
