Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, sis!

It might appear obvious who’s the
youngest between me and you, but
only we really know the truth!

I’m happy to keep the secret if you are!
The candles cost more than the cake
Soon there won't be space on your cake
Happy birthday to my cousin who
funnily enough happens to have
the best cousin in the world!

How crazy is that!
I've kept my crush discreet so far
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
My husband's jokes get older with age
Wishing you a gorgeous and funny birthday
Happy birthday to you today, sweetie!

As your best friend, I want to remind you that life is about the journey, not the destination. Look at it as a marathon and not a sprint.

So with that said, perhaps it’s time to start slowing down and stop aging so quickly because at this rate you’ll be old before you know it!
Happy birthday big brother from your visibly younger, funnier, and more attractive sister!

Don’t worry, you also have some good attributes too - they're just perhaps a little less obvious!
I wouldn’t trade you for anything, sis
You're just like a sister to me, cousin
Happy birthday to my not-so-little brother!

Of course, you’ve had a great role model to follow but I truly am so proud of the man you’re growing up to be.
We’ve been friends for so many years
You're lucky that you have a friend like me
Happy birthday to my favourite younger sister! You might not have a lot of competition but still, you’ll always be number 1 to me!
Happy birthday, brother!

I didn’t get you a gift this year, but
never fear because I’m here! I mean,
what better gift is there than me!
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
If you close your eyes and imagine
the best gift you could receive,
you’re bound to picture me!

Great minds think alike as the best
gift I too could think of getting you
this year is me!

So here I am, for your birthday this
year, I’m all yours! Happy birthday!
Getting older is a piece of cake!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!
Happy birthday to my much more
handsome and much elder brother!

Wishing you but greatness on your
special day!
I wondered what gift I should get for
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…

What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that
you’re getting old; they’re clearly not true
friends like I am!

In my eyes, you’ll always be as young as
you feel. So, until you start acting your
actual age you’ll be forever young!

Happy birthday, buddy!

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