Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

One piece of birthday advice for you today:
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
Happy birthday to my boy friend
You're not all grown up just yet, little brother
Happy birthday from mom and dad’s
favorite child! Don’t worry though,
sis, you’re a very close runner-up!
The candles cost more than the cake
Never lose your sense of humor, brother
Happy birthday, brother!

I imagine that looking at me right
now must be like looking into a much
younger and better looking mirror!
There’s no one I’d rather have grown up with
Birthdays are a time to be thankful, husband
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous boyfriend!

You might be super handsome, but I’ll always be the prettier one in the relationship!
My next boyfriend will be funnier
The reason I’m stuck with you
Happy birthday to my spectacularly stunning and sexy girlfriend! I can totally understand why some people don’t believe me when I say that you’re my girlfriend because in truth, sometimes I can’t believe it either!
You must be crazy, girl
A husband who has it all
Happy birthday to a big kid at heart!

I’ve known you since childhood and
I can tell you from experience that
you’re still just as fun and playful
as you were back then!

I hope you never grow up and start
acting your age, my friend!
I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
Happy birthday to you, my best buddy!

Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Happy birthday, my old friend!

When you’ve been friends for as long as
we have, you don’t really have any choice
whether or not you remain friends until
the end of time. We know far too many of
each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug
on this friendship!
It’s my birthday!

If you didn’t already know, you do now!
If you’re wondering why everyone is being extra nice to you at work today, it’s only because they want a slice of your delicious birthday cake! Happy birthday!
Congratulations to you on your
special day, sis!

Your birthday is always a welcome
time for me because it’s just one more
reminder that you’re older than me!

I know it’s not my birthday, but that’s
the best gift you could ever give to me!
Happy birthday, uncle! Always remember that age is but a number!

It just so happens that in your case it’s a rather large number, though!
Happy birthday, sister!

Today is your very special day
It’s your time to rejoice and gloat
In the fact you’ve been fabulous
For longer than I can quote!

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