Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!

I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?

Happy birthday to you, anyway!
The woman who made my life whole
You’re really lovely now, sis
Laughing at each other or laughing
together, you’ll always be the person
I’ll most enjoy sharing life’s funniest
moments with!

Happy birthday, my sweet cousin!
My husband deserves a medal
My husband's jokes get older with age
It brings me great pleasure to be wishing a very happy birthday to my crazy cousin today! May your special day be as wonderfully weird as you are!
There’s no one I’d rather have grown up with
I finally found my prince
Happy birthday, cousin! Remember that you’re not another year older, you’re simply a day older than you were yesterday!
Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous best friend!

Having a fun gal pal who is always full of life like you means that there’s never a dull moment when you’re around. You’re always the life and soul of any party!
Happy birthday to an amazing guy
A little sis who is big in my heart
Huge congratulations to my incredible
wife who not only deserves a big slice
of birthday cake today, but she also
deserves a medal or a trophy for
putting up with a husband like me!

You truly are a saint, my dear!
Happy birthday to you, with love!
You must be crazy, girl
Dashing good looks don’t last forever
Happy birthday to one of the better-
looking men I know: my boyfriend!

You're the sweetest, craziest, and
funniest person I know; you're the
whole package really! I’m looking
forward to many happy years
ahead of making each other
smile and laugh!
Today’s the one day of the year where my inner child really shines!
Today is a super special day
because it’s the birthday of an
incredibly beautiful human being!

I’m wishing you a celebration
today that’s as spectacular and
as unforgettable as me, leaving
you with many wonderful and
lasting memories!
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!

I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!

Happy birthday to you!
Just warning you there will be a party later, I didn’t want to throw you a surprise party and give you a heart attack. Happy birthday!
May you never grow up
My sweet little brother
As that would also mean
I wouldn’t get older, too!

Happy birthday from your
Favorite elder sister!
Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that
you’re getting old; they’re clearly not true
friends like I am!

In my eyes, you’ll always be as young as
you feel. So, until you start acting your
actual age you’ll be forever young!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Many friends throughout life
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!

Happy birthday!
Old enough to know better,
stubborn enough to do it anyway!

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