35 Funny Birthday Captions for Yourself


36 happy birthday wishes found:

All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
My birthday is loading
Fabulous and funny since birth!
I only have to say it’s the birthday
of the funniest person in the world
today, and everyone will immediately
know it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Today is my birthday! Send me expensive gifts and lovely wishes!
It’s true, it is in fact my birthday today.

I know you wouldn’t be able to tell though,
as I simply don’t look a day older!
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
All grown up but that doesn’t mean I have to grow up!
One piece of birthday advice for you today:
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
Today’s super special as you have
the pleasure of celebrating someone
truly magnificent!
It’s my birthday!

If you didn’t already know, you do now!
Old enough to know better,
stubborn enough to do it anyway!
This birthday doesn’t count so I refuse to add this year to my age!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
You’re never too old to have a
good time - I’m proof of that!

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