35 Funny Birthday Captions for Yourself


36 happy birthday wishes found:

Today is my birthday! Send me expensive gifts and lovely wishes!
My birthday is loading
It has taken years of practice to become this wonderful!
One piece of birthday advice for you today:
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
At your age, another trip around
the sun must be more exhausting
than ever before!
Today marks another year that I’ve been blessing all of your lives!
Today’s all about me, which isn’t much different to any other day really!
No longer young, but still having fun!
Today’s super special as you have
the pleasure of celebrating someone
truly magnificent!
I only have to say it’s the birthday
of the funniest person in the world
today, and everyone will immediately
know it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Happy birthday, my friend! You’re another year closer to becoming a true vintage!
It’s true, it is in fact my birthday today.

I know you wouldn’t be able to tell though,
as I simply don’t look a day older!
Fabulous and funny since birth!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
It’s my birthday!

If you didn’t already know, you do now!

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