Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Boyfriend,

On your special day of all,
I don’t want to make you cry
But another year has gone
It’s time to say goodbye!

Happy birthday, my love!
There are some gifts money can't buy
Some things will never change, bestie
Happy birthday to my best bud and
my brother from another mother!

May your special day be as
awesome as you are, cousin!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
Another year older and no more mature
You've always been my cousin but as the years go on you’ve become more like a bro to me, because just like a brother you love to irritate me! Happy birthday!
I wouldn’t trade you for anything, sis
You’re another year older, buddy
You are by far the smartest person I know, which is why it’s hard to understand why you chose to become a teacher! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!

And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
You make a handsome sidekick, my love
Happy birthday from mom’s favorite
Well, I didn’t really forget your birthday, I just didn’t remember it on time. I hope you had a great day. Happy belated birthday!
I know that I test your patience, girlfriend
Little brother, you’re older but no wiser
Happy birthday to the only person
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!

Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to a fantastic
music teacher!

Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
Happy birthday, honey!

I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
Wow, sis, you’ve had so many birthdays now that I’m starting to lose count!

What’s worse is that I’m older than you, so what does that say about me! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.

I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.

Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
There was once a time where getting carded would offend but now at your age, it’s more of a compliment than an insult!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Today I’m going to have my cake
and eat it too!
Happy birthday, sis!

It might not make you feel better, but I can always find comfort knowing that you’re older than I am and you always will be!
Happy birthday, my dear brother!

They say that as you get older you
also get wiser, but seeing as that
hasn’t happened for you yet I guess
you’re still waiting for that golden
age that sees you finally turn wiser!

Don’t worry, bro, I’m sure you’ll get
there someday!

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