Funny Birthday Wishes

1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Girl, you’re the big yellow sunshine
in my life that warms my heart and
brightens my days!

I’m sending you the most beautiful
birthday wishes today, my lovely
best friend!

You’re lucky to have had a friend like me

To a friend of mine who it feels like
I’ve known for all eternity, I’m wishing
a truly wonderful birthday today!

You must feel pretty lucky to have
had a great friend like me in your life
for all these years since childhood!

You're sometimes crazy but always fabulous, sis

I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous younger sister! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around!

May your special day today be just as weird, wild, and wonderful as you are, sis!

Mom and dad’s favorite child

Happy birthday from mom and dad’s
favorite child! Don’t worry though,
sis, you’re a very close runner-up!

Birthday wishes for my better half

Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

You’ll always be my happy place
The one who makes me laugh
You’re the better version of me
Quite literally my better half!

You’re just like you were when we were kids

You become more handsome with age

I’m wishing you a very happy birthday today, my gorgeous guy!

In the time that we’ve been together, you only appear to become more handsome with age. It’s a blessing for you, of course, but it’s also very lucky for me too!

I know that I test your patience, girlfriend

What did I do to deserve a friend like you

I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!

Sometimes I forget you’re my cousin

It’s no wonder people mistake us for
siblings rather than cousins because I too
sometimes forget that you are my cousin
as you’re so much more like a sister to me!

Happy birthday, my dear! I hope your
special day is as special as you are to me!

I’m a whole year more incredible today

Today is my birthday, which means I’m a whole year more incredible!

You don't seem to age a day, sis

My dear big sister, how is it that with
each birthday you get another year
older, yet you never seem to age a
day! I hope that trait runs in our genes!

I’m wishing you an amazing and
beautiful birthday today, sis!

A cousin brother deserves more than one gift

I bought you a birthday gift,
But then really I thought
I should get you another
Since you’re so much more
Than just a cousin, to me
You’re also a brother!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!

You have the best cousin in the world

Happy birthday to my cousin who, as it so happens, has the best cousin in the world!

If ever there was a more suitable time to thank your lucky stars, it would be now! You are truly blessed to have a wonderful friend and sibling in me!