Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, sis!

When we were younger, there were definitely times where I couldn’t stand to be around you. Nowadays, I can’t stand being away from you!
You’re like a little brother to me, cousin
Age hasn’t been kind to you, my friend
My gorgeous girlfriend, you’re so lucky to have what every GF wishes for: a wonderful boyfriend who is also a built-in BFF! Happy birthday!
I’ll love you even when you’re old and gray
We’re a match made in heaven, my love
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!

Happy birthday, buddy!
I see a lot of myself in you, little sis
If you weren't my brother we'd still be friends
Happy birthday, my love!

Nothing in this world is sweeter than you, not even the sweetest cake consisting mainly of frosting.

You are a sweet treat that delights each and every day, one of which I’m very lucky to have in my life.
Today is the anniversary of the day
the most beautiful human entered
the world! Happy birthday!

I want you to know that I’m thinking
of you on your special day today,
and come to think of it, pretty much
every other day too!
Someone I’ve known forever
I'm going to spoil you loads today, girlfriend
You’re the best cousin ever, better than any big brother since we get to hang out and have fun but I don’t have to live with you! Happy birthday!
My gorgeous wife, always more beautiful
As you get older so do your jokes
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…

Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Happy birthday, brother! Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!
I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous younger sister! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around!

May your special day today be just as weird, wild, and wonderful as you are, sis! 
Getting older doesn’t necessarily
mean that you’re growing up…
You’re still the same kid I’ve always
known and loved, little brother! 

Happy birthday!
Out of all the people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy kids like us would meet! In you, I truly found my soulmate.

Happy birthday, my love!
Another birthday already, sis!

Just when I think I’m finally
catching up to you in age,
you leap ahead and leave
me even further behind!

Someday I’ll be just as old
and wise as you are, though.
Just you wait!
Happy birthday to you, brother! If
you’re concerned about getting older,
just remember that age is nothing
more than a number.

It just so happens that in your case that
number is becoming quite a big one!
Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most amazing sibling in the world!

Oh, hold on… that should say from, not to!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous boyfriend!

You might be super handsome, but I’ll always be the prettier one in the relationship!

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