Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!
I was going to buy you a pretty piece of jewellery this year for your birthday to compliment your jaw-dropping beauty, my love, but then I thought how unnecessary it would be when you’re already as pretty as you could be!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!
Happy belated birthday to you!
I’m sorry for forgetting your birthday, I know you must have been gutted but it genuinely wasn’t my intention!
I guess it just goes to show that good things do come to those who wait!
I’m sorry for forgetting your birthday, I know you must have been gutted but it genuinely wasn’t my intention!
I guess it just goes to show that good things do come to those who wait!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Of course, one of the best things about
your birthday is getting gifts, but really
what better gift is there than a cousin
like me who is just as special and
important as a brother!
Fact: I am not as young as I once was!
Happy birthday, dear sister!
We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
We used to fight, squabble, and argue, we would laugh together and make fun of each other. Actually, come to think about it, not a lot has changed really, little sis!
It’s no secret that we all wish we were younger, but I hope for your sake that wish comes true for you! You need it more than most, sis!
May you have a truly wonderful birthday and a calm year ahead!
May you have a truly wonderful birthday and a calm year ahead!
Happy birthday to my brother who I wouldn’t change for any other! You’re so close to perfect that I can’t imagine there’s another brother much better than you out there!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!
It’s not often you find a guy
With both beauty and brains,
So you’re super lucky to have
Found both those qualities in me!
It’s not often you find a guy
With both beauty and brains,
So you’re super lucky to have
Found both those qualities in me!
Happy birthday, sweetie!
A love as heart touching as ours
A love so wonderful and unique
Two truly odd humans like us
Were always destined to meet!
A love as heart touching as ours
A love so wonderful and unique
Two truly odd humans like us
Were always destined to meet!
Getting older is no big deal, especially when you’ve done it as many times as I have!
Out of all the friends
You truly are the best
A dear BFF who is
Better than all the rest!
Happy birthday, bestie!
You truly are the best
A dear BFF who is
Better than all the rest!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Great friends should be treasured,
especially the ones of your age that
are a little more fragile!
I’ll always be here to look out for you,
dude! Happy birthday!
especially the ones of your age that
are a little more fragile!
I’ll always be here to look out for you,
dude! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you today, bud!
What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!
Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!
Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
