Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my love! I know that you
worry about getting older but there’s really
no need, my dear.

Just think of it like this: you’re younger now
than you will be next year. If you simply keep
this in mind each year that your birthday
comes around you’ll never truly get old!
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!

Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
The older you get, the wiser and smarter you become… is the case for most people.

You always did stand out from the crowd when you were younger, bro, and I’m glad to see that you’re no different now!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, bestie! Simply knowing somebody as fabulous as me should be the only gift you need on your birthday!
Happy birthday, teacher!

I think that for your birthday this year, you should postpone all homework and any planned exams for a while…

I mean, surely you don’t want to be grading papers around your birthday!

You should just relax and not worry about setting any work that’s too taxing or strenuous! I’ve checked with my fellow classmates and none of us mind at all!

Enjoy your relaxing and stress-free birthday this year, teach!
A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!

You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
Brother, if ever there was a time
to cut you some slack it would have to
be on your birthday! You can consider
that my gift to you this year!

Happy birthday!
 
Happy birthday, little brother! You’re one year older and finally catching up with me!

My advice to you: try not to look at another birthday as getting older, simply look at it as becoming more refined and distinguished!
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!
If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you’re in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!

Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!

In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!
I won’t get too sentimental with my birthday
wishes as I don’t want to make you cry on
your birthday, my love!

Happy birthday with a big birthday kiss!
Happy birthday, my beautiful girl!

I know exactly how you must feel on your birthday today since you make each and every day feel like a birthday for me! You are the most wonderful gift that keeps on giving, sweetie!

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