Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to you today, my friend!

You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!

I hope you have the best day this year, bud!
I have a feeling that the person of your dreams is wishing you a happy birthday today… It’s just down to you to discover who that is!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend!

Your birthday is pretty much the only one that I can actually remember by heart, mainly because I know my life wouldn’t be worth living if I were to ever forget it!

I just know how very important your birthday is to you!

I hope you have the absolute best celebrations today, my love!
Today is my birthday, which means I’m a whole year more incredible!
Happy birthday to my spectacularly stunning and sexy girlfriend! I can totally understand why some people don’t believe me when I say that you’re my girlfriend because in truth, sometimes I can’t believe it either!
Congratulations, my love! You’re another
year older yet you’ve managed to maintain
the same incredibly low level of maturity
for the past several years now!

Most people tend to grow up and mature
as they get older, so well done on defying
that social norm!

I’m only kidding! I love your fun and playful
side, it’s what makes you who you are!

Happy birthday, you big kid!
As the birthday queen, I require all of the attention to be on me today!
Happy birthday to my fantabulous sister!

You might have some growing up to do
yet, but there’s still plenty of time to get
to that at some point, sis!

Just enjoy life while you’re still young!
Well youngish, at least!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!
Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.

Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, sis!

Over the years, we’ve kept many of
each other’s secrets safe but on your
special day this year, I propose that we
promise to keep the biggest secret of
all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours
if you don’t reveal mine!
A wonderful wife
In you, I found
You truly and simply
Are the best around!

Happy birthday, dear!
For better or for worse
Even if sometimes
You might annoy me
You’re the husband I want
Today, tomorrow, forever
You always have been
And you always will be!

I’m sending you birthday wishes 
Filled with lots of love on your
Special day this year, my dear!

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