Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, bestie!
Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number!
I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number!
I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!
While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.
I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!
Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!
I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!
Have an awesome birthday today!
While I was contemplating what I
should get you this year, a thought
came into my head.
I was thinking that since I know all of
your secrets, bro, I feel it only makes
sense that actually you should be giving
me a gift this year for being such a good
keeper of those secrets!
Judging by the number of secrets I hold
it should be a pretty big gift, too!
I’m just messing with you, bro! I love
that you trust me with these things!
Have an awesome birthday today!
You are a very special person to me, and whenever you need me I’ll be there. Today I’m here to help you blow out your birthday candles.
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
And when the time comes I promise I won't laugh at your false teeth or prosthetic hip, that’s how much I care about you.
Cheers!
Happy birthday!
On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!
On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!
Happy birthday to me! May it be awesome and may I receive tons of lovely gifts.
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, my best buddy!
Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Happy birthday to the world’s best and
most beautiful girlfriend!
I know your biggest wish came true when
you met me, but I hope all your other little
wishes also come true for you on your
special day today, my sweetheart!
most beautiful girlfriend!
I know your biggest wish came true when
you met me, but I hope all your other little
wishes also come true for you on your
special day today, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday, sis! Although you can’t rewind and get any younger, at least we can stop counting from this year onwards to make sure you don’t get any older!
Cousin, you know that you’ve always been like a brother to me. After all, you know me inside and out and you certainly know how to push my buttons!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!
All the best, buddy!
All the best, buddy!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!
Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
It’s my birthday!
If you didn’t already know, you do now!
If you didn’t already know, you do now!
Happy birthday to my cousin
who never seems to age! It’s
probably down to the fact that
he’s never truly grown up!
who never seems to age! It’s
probably down to the fact that
he’s never truly grown up!
Happy birthday to you, cousin!
Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin since to me, you’re so much more like a brother. I guess it’s because you mean so much to me, plus you annoy me more than any other!
