On your special day, I wanted to tell you just how much you mean to me, in a way that you’ll be able to understand and relate to.
So I thought long and hard, and decided that I love you even more than you love football, and that’s saying something! I long for the day when you give me as much attention as you do when you’re watching a football match!
Happy birthday to my favorite partner in crime! I personally think that we’re the perfect match, and when we’re together I feel like we can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day today! I mean, of course you will with me by your side!
What better gift is there than a sweet, thoughtful, and touching birthday message written from the heart? Something so truly sentimental that money simply cannot buy.
Okay, yeah, you guessed it… I forgot to get you a gift!