Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Oops, I forgot your birthday… My bad!

You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
Some friends come and go
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, buddy!

You know you’re getting older when people start telling you that it’s all downhill from here!

If I were you I’d just embrace it and if you think about it, that’s better than everything being uphill!
Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!

In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!

And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
Having had a crazy friend like you
in my life since childhood says more
about me than it does you, I think!

I mean, I can’t be sane but at least
we can be bonkers together!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Happy birthday to the only person
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!

Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!

Happy birthday, bestie!
How I got so lucky to end up with someone as beautiful as you I’ll never know, but I’m certainly not complaining about it! Happy birthday, sweetie.
I understand that you’re probably feeling a little sensitive about your age today, sis, so I’ll be kind and refrain from making any age-related jokes!

Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!

Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to a fantastic
music teacher!

Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
Happy birthday, honey!

I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
Remember when we were younger, my
friend, we used to be so fun and carefree.
What happened to those kids!

I’m wishing you a fab birthday today!
Wow, sis, you’ve had so many birthdays now that I’m starting to lose count!

What’s worse is that I’m older than you, so what does that say about me! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a teacher who is part
of the furniture!

I’m not being flippant, but my parents
remember when you were a teacher
during their attendance at my school!

Good on you for sticking with it and
persevering through all these years,
especially when you have to put up
with cheeky students like me!

Enjoy your well-deserved special day!
Happy birthday to the best gal pal!

My wish for your birthday is to make
you smile and laugh, but that’s not
really any different to having me
around on any given day! 

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