Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my gorgeous wife!

In my eyes, you are more beautiful
now than when we first met. Although,
it's possible that with age my eyesight
has gotten worse since then!
I wanted to get you something pretty for
your birthday this year but seeing as nothing
even comes close to matching your beauty,
I just decided to buy you a mirror!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful one!
Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

I just wanted you to know, on your special
day this year, that I always want to keep
you close to me.

Partly because you’re like a brother to me,
but mainly because you know so many of
my secrets!
I won’t get too sentimental with my birthday
wishes as I don’t want to make you cry on
your birthday, my love!

Happy birthday with a big birthday kiss!
Another birthday? Perhaps you’ll finally start growing up now!

Happy birthday, my dear boyfriend!
I would have baked you a cake
for your birthday this year, but we
both know that wouldn’t have turned
out so well!

So, instead, I’m sending you this
beautifully heartfelt birthday message!

I’m wishing you the world on your
special day today, bestie!
Growing up we might have fought
We’d annoy each other non-stop
We got on each other’s nerves
For any other sibling I’d swap.

But I’ve grown to learn I’m very lucky
As baby sisters like you there are few
And deep down the truth is that 
I’d never trade a sister like you!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
I won’t make any age-related jokes on your birthday this year, bro, because I genuinely feel sorry for you! Chin up, old man!
Happy birthday, my beautiful girl!

I know exactly how you must feel on your birthday today since you make each and every day feel like a birthday for me! You are the most wonderful gift that keeps on giving, sweetie!
Happy birthday to my handsome and intelligent husband who has such good taste. I mean, he decided to marry me for a start!
The best brother in the world deserves
the very best wishes on his birthday…
I hope that guy has a wonderful day,
wherever he is!

Of course, I hope you have a great
birthday too, little bro! Happy birthday
from your fabulous elder sister!
Happy birthday, my beautiful bestie!

I’m so lucky to have found a hilarious and quirky friend like you to add a bit of light and laughter to my days! Everybody needs a little bit of crazy in their life!
There’s no other brother
Who’s quite like you
You truly are unique
And super awesome, too!

I’m sending the very best
Birthday wish your way,
So that you may celebrate
Your birthday in style today!
I always thought that I was the weird one, 
but having a crazy best friend like you 
makes me feel somewhat normal! 

Best wishes to you on your special day, girl!

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