Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my hilarious
girlfriend, who makes me laugh
and smile each and every day!

You fill me with so much happiness
and I am so lucky to have such a
wonderful partner in my life who
shares the same quirky sense of
humour as me!

Sending all my love to you today
and I hope you enjoy your special
day this year, sweetie!
How is it that you’re my elder sister and even though you’re turning another year older today, you simply never seem to age?! You’re making me look bad, sis!

I hope that I too will follow in your footsteps and just stop ageing at a certain point as well!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday to the coolest
teacher around!

Whereas other teacher’s classes
seem to drag on, yours are always
fun and I never want them to end!

If only more lessons were like
yours, maybe more people
would think school is cool!
Happy birthday, bestie!

Everybody has that one crazy friend who
is always making everyone laugh, and
I’m so proud to say that you’re mine, girl!
It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!

I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?

Happy birthday to you, anyway!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend who
has excellent taste!

I mean, he chose me as his girlfriend,
so that kind of says it all!
If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who is lucky to have such a handsome and charismatic boyfriend: my girlfriend!

I hope you enjoy your day, my love!
When I think about how long we’ve
been best friends for it just makes
me realize how old we are!

At least today is your birthday,
so you’re the one getting another
year older and not me!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, bestie!

Always remember that age is just a
number, girl. It just so happens that
in your case it’s quickly becoming
a pretty high number! 

I wouldn’t stress about it, though.
The best gift a person can receive
is another year of life!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!

You know, good boyfriends make a grand gesture by saving up all their romantic love only to treat their girlfriends and spoil them on their birthday, but great boyfriends do that all year round!

That’s why I’m not doing anything spectacular or out of the ordinary today since you have the best of me each and every day! How lucky are you!
Happy birthday, big bro!

I know that we may fight and
argue sometimes and, although
I wouldn’t know, it surely can’t
be easy to always lose the battle!

So, for your gift this year, I’ll let
you win the next one, for once!
Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.

Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
The Persians knew it, the Aztecs knew it and even the Sumerians knew it. The great secret to living a long life is to have more birthdays! Happy birthday!

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