Funny Birthday Wishes

Isn’t it funny that the best way to remember your wife’s birthday is actually to forget it once… Trust me, if you're lucky enough to be forgiven you’ll never forget it again after that!

Happy birthday to my lovely lady today!

What does a beautiful girl who already has everything even need on her birthday? Nothing. That’s why I didn’t get you anything at all. 

You already have it all, my love! A charming, handsome, courageous, clever and funny boyfriend, and you also have a lot going for yourself, too!

Happy birthday, my dear girlfriend! I hope you have a truly wonderful day!

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny,
and charismatic friend of mine who
reminds me a lot of myself in many
ways! We’re so similar that it’s no
wonder we get along so well!

I hope you have a fabulous birthday
today, at least as fabulous as we are!

Over the years, there have been many
times that I secretly wondered if you
were adopted, wishing you might be
my brother from another mother, but
deep down I knew you were really my
brother. I always held onto that little bit
of hope that it might be true, though!

Happy birthday from your beautiful,
wonderful, and super funny sister!

Happy birthday, my wonderfully weird
best friend! May your special day be
just as amazing, funny, and as crazy
as you are, girl! 😜

Happy birthday, my dear cousin!

We have so many funny and precious
childhood memories that I realized it
would be impossible for me to pick
just one as my favorite!

Happy birthday to my younger sis who is actually starting to look a lot more like my older sis! It’s funny how things change!

Someone as uniquely smart and as
funny as you, my friend, deserves an
equally unique and hilarious birthday!

I’m wishing you a day that’s both
full of laughs and many touching,
memorable moments!

Happy birthday to you, my best bud!

Little sister, you’re getting older each
year but that doesn’t necessarily mean
you’re growing up!

I hope you always stay the funny and
cheeky little girl I know and love, and
who growing up with was a total blast!

Happy birthday to you today!

Happy birthday to a teacher who has
just the right balance of playfulness
and seriousness!

You’re so easy-going and all for having a
laugh, which makes your lessons the best,
but the moment someone steps out of line
something clicks in you and you come
down on them like a ton of bricks!

It’s actually quite funny to watch you go
from one extreme to the other! One
minute you’re laughing, and then the
next you could be shouting at someone!
It certainly keeps everyone on their toes!

Wishing you a calm and relaxed birthday
this year, teacher!

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!

Isn’t it funny how most people mature and grow up as they age, yet you cleverly continue to defy getting older by not doing those things!

I guess that must only mean you’re getting younger then, bestie! Happy birthday to you!

Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself. You really are quite lucky, my man!

I’m wishing you all the best on your birthday today, pal!

Happy birthday to my gorgeous
girlfriend who really lucked out
in the boyfriend department!

You’re a very lucky girl to have
someone as wonderful and as
funny as me!

Intelligent, good-looking, and hilariously funny… But that’s enough about me, today's your birthday so it should be all about you!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!