Funny Birthday Wishes


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Another birthday has arrived but I wouldn’t worry about getting older, cousin. You’re only a little older than you were before.

Although, with that said you’re definitely not getting any younger either, that’s for sure!

Happy birthday to you!
Soon there won't be space on your cake
I've kept my crush discreet so far
My sweet cousin, you’re as dear 
and meaningful to me as any sister
and just as annoying as one, too!

May you have a fabulous birthday!
You’re not getting any younger, bro
May your birthday be better than your jokes
Happy birthday to my handsome man!

I hope you know I’ll still love you when
you’re old and gray, which going by this
birthday probably isn’t too far away!

I’m sending you lots of love and kisses
today, birthday boy!
You're almost the whole package, boyfriend
Today’s your special day, not mine
Happy birthday to someone
I can actually just about tolerate
being around on a daily basis!

But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and
a joy to spend time with!

I hope that you have a
birthday that’s as fantastic
as you are, best bud!
Well, I didn’t really forget your birthday, I just didn’t remember it on time. I hope you had a great day. Happy belated birthday!
Wishing you a gorgeous and funny birthday
You’re really lovely now, sis
Happy birthday, my wonderful wife!

I set out to get you the most amazing, meaningful, and heart-touching gift this year when I realized that you already have me! You truly are a very lucky lady!
Age may not be on your side
Happy birthday, buddy!

I’ve got to say, I’m really looking forward to the light show tonight that will be your birthday cake!

I have high expectations for something pretty spectacular, given how many candles and sparklers are going to be required to represent your age!
Wow, another birthday already, cousin?
With all these years behind you now,
perhaps you’ll finally start to grow up soon!

I’m just kidding with you! I wouldn’t change
your fun and playful personality for the
world! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!

We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!
Happy birthday to my dear younger brother!

Keep following your dreams, little bro, and
who knows… someday you might even be
as awesome as me!
Today is your birthday 
It’s all about you 
So no different really
To any other day!

Happy birthday, wife!
Happy birthday, my love!

Nothing in this world is sweeter than you, not even the sweetest cake consisting mainly of frosting.

You are a sweet treat that delights each and every day, one of which I’m very lucky to have in my life.
So, I missed your special day and birthday celebrations, but you know what’s even better than the party itself? The after-party that follows!

I promise I’ll make it up to you with the best post-birthday celebrations possible, my friend!

Happy belated birthday to you!
Another year older and the signs of aging are starting to show! Welcome to the club of getting older, little bro!

I know I can’t make fun since I’ve got a bit of a headstart on you, but you’re quickly catching me up!

Enjoy being young-ish while you still can, my dear younger brother! Happy birthday to you!
I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous younger sister! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around!

May your special day today be just as weird, wild, and wonderful as you are, sis! 

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