Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my beautiful younger
sister who still isn’t showing her age…
nor is she acting it yet, either!
You’re close to perfect
Telling you just how special you are to me
I would tell you not to grow up too
quickly and simply cherish the years,
but you seem to be doing a pretty good
job of that all by yourself, my dear sister!

I’m wishing you a very happy birthday
and sending a big kiss!
Birthday wishes and big kisses for my crush
We were destined to be best friends
It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!

I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?

Happy birthday to you, anyway!
These wishes are short and sweet like me
Age may not be on your side
Happy birthday to my boyfriend who
has excellent taste!

I mean, he chose me as his girlfriend,
so that kind of says it all!
Happy birthday to my better half who
completes me and makes me whole!

Forever grateful for you, my love! 😘
You're almost the whole package, boyfriend
You’re not getting any younger, bro
Happy birthday, bro! 

Like lots of little brothers you were
naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and
sometimes annoying growing up,
and I’m so glad to see that nothing
has changed since then!

May you never change, my dear
younger brother!
May your birthday be better than your jokes
Happy birthday to a dear friend of
mine who I’ll never get tired of!

Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!

I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to a super teacher!

Another birthday means another year
closer to retirement, and another year
closer to cashing in on that pension! 

Wishing you the very best on your
special day this year and hoping that
the year ahead is kind to you!
Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!

I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
Brother,
You’re another year older
So what can I say
It’s best not to think about it 
And just celebrate your day!

Happy birthday! 🎂 
Happy birthday, cousin! Remember that you’re not another year older, you’re simply a day older than you were yesterday!
Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my almighty younger sister!

She might be little, but don’t let that fool you… she can certainly make her presence known when she wants to! She’ll never go unnoticed, that’s for sure!
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!

You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!

Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!

Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
Happy birthday to my wonderful guy
who is nothing short of perfection!

There might not be many of you about,
but you are living proof that the perfect
boyfriend does actually exist!

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