Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

164 happy birthday wishes found:

Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!

I won't make fun of your age today, sis

I understand that you’re probably feeling a little sensitive about your age today, sis, so I’ll be kind and refrain from making any age-related jokes!

Just remember, though, that tomorrow is another day and all bets are off!

Happy birthday to you today!

I’ve grown to love you, sis

Happy birthday, sister!

The older we’ve gotten the more I’ve grown to love you. Or maybe I’ve just gradually learned to tolerate you more over the years!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a great birthday and a fabulous year ahead!

Being an elder sister is a difficult job

Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Happy birthday to you today, sis!

You’re always trying to keep up with me

You’re always playing catch up
Trying to keep up with me
But I’ll always be the elder one
Older than me you’ll never be!

I’m wishing the very happiest
Of birthdays to you today
My sweet younger sister!

I can't joke about your age, little sister

Happy birthday, little sister!

I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!

You are my guiding light, sis

Happy birthday, sis.

Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!

Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!

With age comes wisdom and beauty

If wisdom and beauty come with age then you must be really wise and really beautiful by now, sis!

Happy birthday to you!

You look younger and younger, sister

Happy birthday, my dear sister!

How is it possible that as the years advance, you somehow manage to look younger and younger! I hope that’s something that runs in our family, sis!

May you have the best birthday today!

My cute, crazy, and forever fab sister

Happy birthday to my cute, crazy, and
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!

You’ll always be older than me, sis

Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!

I’ll always be older and wiser, sis

If there’s one birthday
I would never miss
It’d be the birthday of
My sweet little sis!

I’d never pass up
The opportunity to
Remind you that I’m
The older and wiser one,
And I always will be!

Happy birthday!

You get more beautiful each year, little sis

Happy birthday to my little sister who only seems to get more beautiful each year! Either that or my eyesight is getting worse with age!

I've lost count of how old you are, sis

You’ve been my sister for so long now
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!

Happy birthday!