Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister


164 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my fantabulous sister!

You might have some growing up to do
yet, but there’s still plenty of time to get
to that at some point, sis!

Just enjoy life while you’re still young!
Well youngish, at least!
Happy birthday, sis! Although you can’t rewind and get any younger, at least we can stop counting from this year onwards to make sure you don’t get any older!
Happy birthday, sis!

Over the years, we’ve kept many of
each other’s secrets safe but on your
special day this year, I propose that we
promise to keep the biggest secret of
all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours
if you don’t reveal mine!
Happy birthday to my cute, crazy, and
forever fabulous sister! You’re a girl I’m
almost always glad to have as my sister!
Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, sister!

The older we’ve gotten the more I’ve grown to love you. Or maybe I’ve just gradually learned to tolerate you more over the years!

I’m just kidding with you, sis! I hope you have a great birthday and a fabulous year ahead!
Happy birthday, little sis!

We’ve shared many laughs
Too many times to quote
With a dear sister like you
I’ll always be able to gloat!
Happy birthday, little sister!

I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Happy birthday, sis.

Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!

Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!

Thank you for that, sis!
It’s no secret,
It’s simply a fact 
You can’t pick your family
There are no takebacks!

This is the reason why I’m
Stuck with you as my sister!

I’m just kidding with you!
Even if I had a choice
I'd always choose you!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday to my little sister who only seems to get more beautiful each year! Either that or my eyesight is getting worse with age!
You’ve been my sister for so long now
that I’ve lost count of exactly how many
years that is! Which is actually pretty
lucky for you, I’d say!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, sis!

The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!

I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
It’s no secret that you’re getting older,
sis, but that doesn’t mean we have to
reveal exactly how old that is!

Just remember, the bigger that number
gets the more you owe me for keeping
things quiet!

I’ll always have your back, my dear sister!
Happy birthday!

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