Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister


164 happy birthday wishes found:

I thought that as you get older you’re meant to get wiser too, sis? Oh well, there’s still plenty of time for that to happen for you yet!

Happy birthday!
You were always there for me when we were kids so I hope you find comfort knowing that I’ll be there for you throughout your imminent old-age!

Happy birthday, sis!
We might have fought and argued as kids but as it turns out, you’re not half as bad as I once thought!

Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday, sis!

When we were younger, there were definitely times where I couldn’t stand to be around you. Nowadays, I can’t stand being away from you!
Happy birthday, sis!

It might appear obvious who’s the
youngest between me and you, but
only we really know the truth!

I’m happy to keep the secret if you are!
Happy birthday to my fabulous sister who is so generous and forgiving, and quite simply the nicest person I know!

Your big heart and kind nature are actually very lucky for me, as I may have forgotten a small but important detail this year: to get you a birthday gift!
Today, I’m wishing a very happy birthday
to my sister who has everything she could
ever wish for, including a wonderful sister
like me, most importantly of all!

Enjoy your special day, sis! I hope that it’s
as special as I am!
Happy birthday to you, sis!

If things tend to get better with age, you must be getting pretty close to magnificent now! Your age is merely the number of years that the world has been enjoying the wonderful person that you are! 
Another birthday already, sis!

Just when I think I’m finally
catching up to you in age,
you leap ahead and leave
me even further behind!

Someday I’ll be just as old
and wise as you are, though.
Just you wait!
Happy birthday, sis!

Over the years, we’ve kept many of
each other’s secrets safe but on your
special day this year, I propose that we
promise to keep the biggest secret of
all: our ages! I won’t tell anyone yours
if you don’t reveal mine!
Happy birthday, my fabulous sister! Every day must be like a birthday for you, as you’re lucky enough to have the best sibling in the whole entire world!
Happy birthday to my great sister who’s lucky enough to have an even greater sister! May your special day be as fabulous as we are!
When you close your eyes and blow out
the candles on your birthday cake today,
sis, I know you’ll be wishing for one thing
and one thing only: to be younger!

How do I know this? Because it’s what
we all wish for, of course!

Happy birthday, my dear sister!
Happy birthday, sister!

Today is your very special day
It’s your time to rejoice and gloat
In the fact you’ve been fabulous
For longer than I can quote!
This age sounds familiar
In fact, I’m pretty sure
You’ve already been
This age once before!

Happy birthday, again, sis!

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