Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister


164 happy birthday wishes found:

It’s no secret that we all wish we were younger, but I hope for your sake that wish comes true for you! You need it more than most, sis!

May you have a truly wonderful birthday and a calm year ahead!
This age sounds familiar
In fact, I’m pretty sure
You’ve already been
This age once before!

Happy birthday, again, sis!
Happy birthday, little sister!

I was going to make a joke about how you’re getting older, but that immediately backfires as I’m always going to be older than you! At least we can make fun of each other as we grow old together!
Happy birthday, sister!

Enjoy your youthful beauty while you
still can, little sis, because once you
get to my age that all starts to change!
Happy birthday, sis!

The years might not be on your
side, but I always will be!

I’ll be there for you no matter how
old, gray, and wrinkly you get!
We might have been each other’s biggest enemies at times as kids but as we’ve grown up, I’ve learnt to tolerate you much better! Happy birthday to you, sis!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I hope your birthday is equal parts
crazy and fabulous, just like you!
Happy birthday to you today
my dear, ageing sister!

Looks like we might have to
get two cakes this year to
accommodate all of the candles!
Happy birthday, my fabulous sister! Every day must be like a birthday for you, as you’re lucky enough to have the best sibling in the whole entire world!
No matter how much
You irritate or annoy me
My beloved small sister,
You will always be!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my cheeky sister!

No matter how old we get, you always retain that childish playfulness that you’ve always had!
Happy birthday to my younger sister who a lot of people think is actually my elder sister!

I’m sure it’s only because you’re so wise and mature that people think you’re older than me anyway, sis! Either that or I just seem super young and immature!
Happy birthday, sis!

When we were younger, there were definitely times where I couldn’t stand to be around you. Nowadays, I can’t stand being away from you!
Happy birthday, sister!

Today is your very special day
It’s your time to rejoice and gloat
In the fact you’ve been fabulous
For longer than I can quote!
Happy birthday, little sis!

I’m blessed to have had
such a wonderful sidekick
like you all these years!

May you continue to follow
in my fabulous footsteps!

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