Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

253 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Happy birthday to you, bestie! 

You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.

Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, bestie!

We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
Well, I didn’t really forget your birthday, I just didn’t remember it on time. I hope you had a great day. Happy belated birthday!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!

Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Everyone needs a great gal pal and I’m
lucky that I have you!

Or rather should I say you’re fortunate
to have a best friend like me… I guess
we’re lucky to have each other!

I hope you have a birthday today that’s
as outstanding as our friendship!
It’s true, today is your birthday but I
wouldn’t worry about getting older,
bestie. With a childish personality like
yours you’ll always be young at heart!
Appreciate the small things in life while
you still can, my man!

I mean, it won’t be long before you’ll need
reading glasses to see every little detail!

I’m just kidding with you, buddy! I hope
you have a fantastic birthday today!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!

I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!

Happy birthday, girl! 
From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!
I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!

It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!

Happy birthday!
There was once a time where getting carded would offend but now at your age, it’s more of a compliment than an insult!

Happy birthday, bestie!