You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!
Loyalty, trust, and a shared sense of humor are just some of the attributes that make a friend a best friend, and you’re so lucky that you have all of that and more in me!
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!
We might not be able to stay out all night partying like we used to, but that’s just one of the side effects of yet another birthday! It’s to be expected now that we’re getting older!
From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!