On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here! That takes strength!
Happy birthday to a family member I’d actually choose to be around even if we weren’t related!
It’s true that you don’t get to pick your family, but even if you weren’t the close sister-like cousin to me that you are you’d still be my best friend!
To the best of all friends, the most outrageously and utterly funny, I wish all the happiness in the world, and a truly amazing day. Have a joyous bday, my man!
I don’t want you to think that I forgot your special day, so please don’t look at this as a late birthday wish! Instead, just look at it as a super early one for next year!
I’ve already started counting down the days and I hope you have a fab year leading up to it!
There are fantastic coworkers who are a joy to work with and will go out of their way to support their peers and help their colleagues, and then there’s you!
Just kidding, my friend! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!