Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh


I thought about trying and having a go at baking your birthday cake myself this year, but I quickly changed my mind because it seemed like a lot of effort!

I hope you like generic store-bought cake!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!

Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!

Happy birthday, bestie!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, my lovely!

Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!

Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!

You must have the patience of a saint!

I hope you enjoy your special day today!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!

I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!

Happy birthday, girl! 
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
You are so old that your hair colour can be bought in the supermarket. I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to a glamorous lady
who still isn’t showing her age…
or acting it either!

Enjoy your special day, girl!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!

All the best, buddy!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!

In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to one of my best friends!

We’ve been buddies for so long and made it this far, so I guess I’m stuck with you for life now!
Some friends come and go
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!

Happy birthday, bestie!

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