Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh

Happy birthday to you, bestie! 

You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.

Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!

Happy birthday to you, my friend!

We sure did have some great times together as kids, but we have even better times now that we’re older! I guess a lot of things get better on their own and improve with age!

Most men become wiser as they grow older, but then again you never really were one to follow the crowd! Happy birthday to you, my friend!

Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!

It truly is great having a best bud like you.

When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!

Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!

They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!

Everybody needs a little bit of crazy
in their life and I’m blessed to have
that in you, bestie! 😜

You are my ray of sunshine and
source of endless happiness! 
 

Happy birthday, buddy!

I’ve got to say, I’m really looking forward to the light show tonight that will be your birthday cake!

I have high expectations for something pretty spectacular, given how many candles and sparklers are going to be required to represent your age!

Happy birthday to my lifelong best bud!

You’ve been with me from the beginning and you’ll be with me forevermore! There’s no getting rid of me now!

Happy birthday, bestie! Simply knowing somebody as fabulous as me should be the only gift you need on your birthday!

Happy birthday, my dear friend!

I wanted to give you some words of
wisdom that will hopefully bring you
some comfort as you turn yet another
year older today, bestie.

So, just remember that no matter how
old you get, you will never truly age as
true beauty comes from within.

Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!

Appreciate the small things in life while
you still can, my man!

I mean, it won’t be long before you’ll need
reading glasses to see every little detail!

I’m just kidding with you, buddy! I hope
you have a fantastic birthday today!

Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!

Happy birthday to my closest with the mostest! I mean, just having me as a best friend your entire life is everything you could possibly need!

To a friend of mine who it feels like
I’ve known for all eternity, I’m wishing
a truly wonderful birthday today!

You must feel pretty lucky to have
had a great friend like me in your life
for all these years since childhood!