Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh


Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!
I would have baked you a cake
for your birthday this year, but we
both know that wouldn’t have turned
out so well!

So, instead, I’m sending you this
beautifully heartfelt birthday message!

I’m wishing you the world on your
special day today, bestie!
Happy birthday to my dear best friend
who is almost as fabulous as me!
Don’t worry, girl, a few more years and
you’ll get there too!

I’m sending you lots of love and wishing
you the best on your special day, bestie!
I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
Many friends throughout life
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…

Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Happy birthday!

On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!
Having had a crazy friend like you
in my life since childhood says more
about me than it does you, I think!

I mean, I can’t be sane but at least
we can be bonkers together!

Happy birthday to you today, bestie!
Happy birthday to you, my best buddy!

Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Happy birthday to someone
I can actually just about tolerate
being around on a daily basis!

But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and
a joy to spend time with!

I hope that you have a
birthday that’s as fantastic
as you are, best bud!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.

When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!

Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
Happy birthday to a guy with a great taste in friends!

As your best friend, I’m a prime example of the high calibre you look for in a buddy!
Some friends hang around for years like unwanted birthday gifts that you just can’t get rid of, while others are purposely kept hold of and cherished forever like the most precious present.

You’re obviously the latter, my friend! Happy birthday!
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!

Happy birthday, bestie!

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