I could never miss your birthday, my friend, as you are someone who is simply unforgettable! Whether you’re memorable for good or bad reasons, the jury’s still out on that!
I hope you have a fabulous day full of celebration, girl!
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy, buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs start to give way at least you’ll still have a great friend like me that you can lean on for support!