Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh


Happy birthday, old man!

Gray hairs may be emerging and
wrinkles starting to form but try and
enjoy your special day all the same!
You're still the same as when we were kids
We’ve been friends for so many years
Happy birthday!

On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!
We were destined to be best friends
Age may not be on your side
Happy birthday to a glamorous lady
who still isn’t showing her age…
or acting it either!

Enjoy your special day, girl!
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

My birthday promise to you today is that I’ll do everything in my power to conceal your real age!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Today, I am wishing a super happy birthday to one of my very first friends!

My mind is drawing a blank right now, but you must have some good characteristics for us to have remained friends for as long as we have!
I wanted to get you something special for your birthday this year as you deserve only the very best, my friend!

However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all!

Happy birthday anyway!
Happy birthday to the world’s best gal pal!

I can only hope that the frosting on your cake is as sweet as you are!
Growing up, we shared many laughs as
kids and we’re still laughing together to
this very day!

Congratulations to you on your special day
today, my friend, and here’s to many more
years of belly-laughing moments!
Don’t look so glum, chum!
It’s only another year!

At this point, one more really
doesn’t make much difference
anyway! Happy birthday, buddy!
I know that it’s your birthday 
today, yet I can’t help but feel 
like it’s also sort of mine too 
seeing how I’m the lucky one 
to have a best friend like you!

I hope you have a totally 
fabulous birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re well into old age!
Happy birthday to you, my best buddy!

Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Happy birthday to one of my best friends!

We’ve been buddies for so long and made it this far, so I guess I’m stuck with you for life now!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!

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