I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!
Loyalty, trust, and a shared sense of humor are just some of the attributes that make a friend a best friend, and you’re so lucky that you have all of that and more in me!
It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!
Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!