Forgetfulness is one of the many symptoms of ageing, my friend.
I know your memory is starting to play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t worry, I will always be your best friend. I’ll be around long after you've forgotten who I am.
I often wonder what the recipe is to a long-lasting friendship like ours. I mean, we’ve been best friends for such a long time we must have the answer!
Well, when you give it some thought it’s quite obvious really… We’ve simply told each other far too many secrets over the years!
Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous best friend!
Having a fun gal pal who is always full of life like you means that there’s never a dull moment when you’re around. You’re always the life and soul of any party!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll always be younger than you really are!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!