Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh


I often ask myself, what was it that
I did to deserve a friend like you?

Well, the conclusion I always come
to is that I must have done something
severely wrong in a past life to
deserve such a punishment!

I’m just messing with you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you!
Today’s your special day, not mine
The holder of all my secrets
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my favorite weirdo
You don't look another year older, bestie
Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that
you’re getting old; they’re clearly not true
friends like I am!

In my eyes, you’ll always be as young as
you feel. So, until you start acting your
actual age you’ll be forever young!

Happy birthday, buddy!
You’re just like you were when we were kids
You're still the same as when we were kids
Many friends throughout life
They come and they go
But with you, it’s the opposite
As I couldn't get rid of you if I tried!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, my best buddy!

Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
I’ll keep your real age a secret
You're lucky that you have a friend like me
Happy birthday to you, girl!

Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!

I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
Our childhood memories will never fade
We’ve been friends for so many years
Happy birthday to someone
I can actually just about tolerate
being around on a daily basis!

But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and
a joy to spend time with!

I hope that you have a
birthday that’s as fantastic
as you are, best bud!
It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!

Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
Happy birthday to my brother from
another mother!

Although we aren’t blood-related,
I still consider you to be my brother
all the same, my dear friend!

Wishing you but greatness in life and
hoping that you have an absolutely
amazing birthday today, bro!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Happy birthday to you today,
my dear best friend!

You, my friend, are a truly unique
guy and anything but ordinary.
You’re simply unlike any other!

I mean, for example, most
people tend to get wiser with
age but nope, not you!
Well, I didn’t really forget your birthday, I just didn’t remember it on time. I hope you had a great day. Happy belated birthday!
To a friend of mine who it feels like
I’ve known for all eternity, I’m wishing
a truly wonderful birthday today!

You must feel pretty lucky to have
had a great friend like me in your life
for all these years since childhood!
Happy birthday to a dear friend of
mine who I’ll never get tired of!

Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
Some friends hang around for years like unwanted birthday gifts that you just can’t get rid of, while others are purposely kept hold of and cherished forever like the most precious present.

You’re obviously the latter, my friend! Happy birthday!

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