Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
The fact I was born first
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Is clear and plain to see
As you have more grays
And wrinkles than me!
Happy birthday to you,
My dear elder sister!
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to you!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
Happy birthday, my love!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
Happy birthday to my old-age brother!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Be careful when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake today that your false teeth don’t fall out!
I’m just kidding with you, bro. Age ain’t nothing but a number! I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy however many more birthdays you have left!
Thank you for being the only teacher
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, sis.
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
The only reason that you’re my cousin
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!
Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!
I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!
Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!
I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
Happy birthday, brother!
You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you, but I must have done some pretty crazy things in a previous life! Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.
Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!
Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.
Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!
Happy birthday, sis!
You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
You know that I’ll always support you in achieving your dreams unless, of course, that dream is wanting to be younger! I’m not a miracle-maker!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
Happy birthday to my cheeky sister!
No matter how old we get, you always retain that childish playfulness that you’ve always had!
No matter how old we get, you always retain that childish playfulness that you’ve always had!
