Funny Birthday Wishes

1090 happy birthday wishes found:

The best brother deserves the best wishes

The best brother in the world deserves
the very best wishes on his birthday…
I hope that guy has a wonderful day,
wherever he is!

Of course, I hope you have a great
birthday too, little bro! Happy birthday
from your fabulous elder sister!

There’s no other brother quite like you

There’s no other brother
Who’s quite like you
You truly are unique
And super awesome, too!

I’m sending the very best
Birthday wish your way,
So that you may celebrate
Your birthday in style today!

I thought I was crazy until I met you, girl

I always thought that I was the weird one,
but having a crazy best friend like you
makes me feel somewhat normal!

Best wishes to you on your special day, girl!

Being my brother is the best gift ever

Happy birthday, brother!

I hope you receive everything you’ve been wanting this year, but really what better gift is there than the privilege of being my brother! After all, it is the ultimate gift you could wish for in life!

Having a brother like you is worth two

Having a brother like you is worth two! You’re just as much effort to handle as a pair of siblings, but you’re worth the work, bro!

I actually thought you were older than you are

I’ll be honest, bestie, I thought you were a lot older than you are!

It’s only because you’re so mature and sensible (most of the time)!

Happy birthday!

You’ll always be more like a little sister to me

Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!

I entered the world on this very day

On this day many years ago, the prodigy that is me entered the world!

Always listen to your heart

Officially you’re my cousin, but my heart
says you’re my sister. Luckily for you, I
always listen to my heart!

Happy birthday to you, my dear. I
hope you have a truly wonderful time
celebrating your special day today!

You’re fortunate to have a bro like me

I’m lucky to have a sister like you and
you’re lucky to have a brother like me.
We’re both pretty fortunate, really!

True friends accept each other's flaws

Happy birthday to you, girl!

True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!

I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!

We’re lucky to have one another

I’m pretty lucky to have a wife
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!

More than just an uncle

You are so much more to me than merely just an uncle. In fact, I’d say that you’re more like a grandfather to me on account of your age!

I’m just kidding with you! I hope you have a wonderful birthday today!

We were made for each other, bestie

Happy birthday, bestie!

We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!