Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
People say that you must have the
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!
Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!
Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!
Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!
Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!
Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend who is more than just a pretty face!
You are smart and witty, too!
People might not realise that straight away, because they’re just dazzled by your mesmerising beauty!
Wishing you a fabulous birthday, my love!
You are smart and witty, too!
People might not realise that straight away, because they’re just dazzled by your mesmerising beauty!
Wishing you a fabulous birthday, my love!
Thank you for being the only teacher
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
whose homework doesn’t feel like a
chore. To me, it’s just as enjoyable
as your classes!
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, sis.
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
Thank you so much for being my guiding light, illuminating the path for me, and making mistakes first so that I don’t have to!
Sometimes I wonder if you take a wrong turn on purpose just to show me what not to do!
The only reason that you’re my cousin
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!
Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!
I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
and not my sister is because God knew
that the world wouldn’t be able to cope
with us as siblings!
Still, you’ll always be a true sister to
me at heart!
I hope you have the most magnificent
birthday today!
I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you, but I must have done some pretty crazy things in a previous life! Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to an uncle who is
getting almost as old as his jokes!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of
the classics! They tend to be the best!
May you have many more years of
entertaining us with your humor!
getting almost as old as his jokes!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of
the classics! They tend to be the best!
May you have many more years of
entertaining us with your humor!
My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Don’t worry about all of the candles on
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!
I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
your birthday cake this year, sis. I have a
fire extinguisher on standby just in case!
I’m only messing with you! Happy birthday,
I hope you have a truly fabulous day today!
Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!
I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!
Have a fantastic birthday this year, buddy!
Have a fantastic birthday this year, buddy!
The time has finally come where you’re going to feel the need to start lying about your age!
It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday!
It’s okay, bud, it happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday!
Your birthday is just one more
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!
Thank you for that, sis!
opportunity for me to remind
you that you’re older than
me and always will be!
Thank you for that, sis!
