Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

This birthday doesn’t count so I refuse to add this year to my age!
The candles cost more than the cake
I must be crazy
You’re the best cousin ever, better than any big brother since we get to hang out and have fun but I don’t have to live with you! Happy birthday!
Your lessons are the least boring
We’re a match made in heaven, my love
Everybody needs a little bit of crazy
in their life and I’m blessed to have
that in you, bestie! 😜

You are my ray of sunshine and
source of endless happiness! 
 
As you get older so do your jokes
There’s no one I’d rather have grown up with
Happy birthday to someone
I can actually just about tolerate
being around on a daily basis!

But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and
a joy to spend time with!

I hope that you have a
birthday that’s as fantastic
as you are, best bud!
There are lots of things in life that
naturally get better with age, and
you’re one of them!

Much like a fine wine, you just
seem to improve over the years!

Here’s to you and many more
years of becoming more delicious!
Happy birthday!
Dashing good looks don’t last forever
You're more handsome than ever, little bro
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…

Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Someone I’ve known forever
We were destined to be best friends
Happy birthday, my love!

I know it’s your special day today
but there’s so much more meaning
to it than that… Another birthday
also means another year that
we’ve survived each other, hubby! 

Congratulations to you and more
importantly, congratulations to us!
Happy birthday to my baby sister who sometimes is so annoying that I wish she was far away, but deep down I know I would miss her after just one day!

Happy birthday from your elder brother!
If I told you that you’re the second most beautiful person in the world I’m sure you would agree, because as we both know the first and foremost is obviously me!

Happy birthday to you today, my handsome man!
My gorgeous girlfriend, you’re so lucky to have what every GF wishes for: a wonderful boyfriend who is also a built-in BFF! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my better half who
completes me and makes me whole!

Forever grateful for you, my love! 😘
Today is a super special day
because it’s the birthday of an
incredibly beautiful human being!

I’m wishing you a celebration
today that’s as spectacular and
as unforgettable as me, leaving
you with many wonderful and
lasting memories!
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!

You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!

Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
Cousin, you’ve completed yet another trip around the sun and boy is that journey starting to take its toll! You’re really starting to show your age now!

Wishing you a very happy birthday, old man!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!

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