Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday to my ageing
But still handsome husband!

No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
My elder sister reminds me of myself
You’re close to perfect
Happy birthday, brother!

You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
Helping you put out the candles on your cake
I wouldn’t trade you for anything, sis
A mother and wife
The love of my life
You’re a gift from above
You’re my one true love!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
You're more handsome than ever, little bro
Little brother, you’re older but no wiser
A friend like you
Is hard to find
You truly are
One of a kind!

Happy birthday,
Buddy!
Happy birthday to my particularly
smart girlfriend!

You were really clever choosing a
very mediocre looking boyfriend
like myself, because when I’m
standing next to you it just
exaggerates your beauty!

Not that you need me for that,
of course; you are incredibly
beautiful all by yourself!

Wishing you a lovely birthday filled
with the happiest of moments, my
stunningly beautiful girlfriend!
A brother and father figure
The candles cost more than the cake
Wishing you a very happy birthday, bestie!

Looks like all of the attention will be on you today, which isn’t any different from any other day really, is it!

I hope you enjoy yet another special day that’s all about you!
Happy birthday to my boy friend
You're still the same as when we were kids
Happy birthday to my wonderful guy
who is nothing short of perfection!

There might not be many of you about,
but you are living proof that the perfect
boyfriend does actually exist!
Happy birthday to you today,
my dear best friend!

You, my friend, are a truly unique
guy and anything but ordinary.
You’re simply unlike any other!

I mean, for example, most
people tend to get wiser with
age but nope, not you!
You might finally be growing up and catching me up, little bro, but you’ll still always be younger than me! In my eyes, you’ll forever be my baby brother!
Happy birthday to my dear younger brother!

Keep following your dreams, little bro, and
who knows… someday you might even be
as awesome as me!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend who
has excellent taste!

I mean, he chose me as his girlfriend,
so that kind of says it all!
I wondered what gift I should get for
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…

What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, bro! 

Like lots of little brothers you were
naughty, mischievous, cheeky, and
sometimes annoying growing up,
and I’m so glad to see that nothing
has changed since then!

May you never change, my dear
younger brother!
Happy birthday to a dear friend of
mine who I’ll never get tired of!

Or rather, I should say that as we’ve
been friends for this long it would be
a shame to throw that all away now!
You’ve taught me many life lessons, uncle,
too many to list! Some have been useful,
others not so much!

Nevertheless, you’ll always be a true
inspiration to me and I’ll forever hold
everything I’ve learned from you dearly
in my heart!

Happy birthday to you today!

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