A brother like you is a dream come true, if your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!
How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me... I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my spectacularly stunning and sexy girlfriend! I can totally understand why some people don’t believe me when I say that you’re my girlfriend because in truth, sometimes I can’t believe it either!
Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!