Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

38 happy birthday wishes found:

There are lots of things in life that
naturally get better with age, and
you’re one of them!

Much like a fine wine, you just
seem to improve over the years!

Here’s to you and many more
years of becoming more delicious!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my secret crush
I’m happy you were born
You might have heard rumors that I have a crush on you, and seeing as it’s your special day I’ll come clean and admit that they’re true!

I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
I've kept my crush discreet so far
Birthday wishes and big kisses for my crush
I have a feeling that the person of your dreams is wishing you a happy birthday today… It’s just down to you to discover who that is!

Happy birthday!
You’re close to perfect
Telling you just how special you are to me
Wishing a happy birthday to my crush,
who always manages to make me blush!

Have a lovely day, as lovely as you are!
Today is a super special day
because it’s the birthday of an
incredibly beautiful human being!

I’m wishing you a celebration
today that’s as spectacular and
as unforgettable as me, leaving
you with many wonderful and
lasting memories!
We must be soulmates because nobody else gets me like you do! I hope you have the most fantastic birthday today, my dear!
You’re funny and cute,
You make me laugh
I could definitely see you
As my other half!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
I laugh at all your jokes even if they aren’t very funny and I pretend to look interested in everything you have to say.

I don’t think I could be any more obvious that I like you even if I wrote it on my forehead!

Happy birthday to you, sweet crush!
Happy birthday!

Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!

So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
Happy birthday!

Seeing as it’s your birthday I would
cook for you, but that wouldn’t go well!

Instead, I’ll take you out for dinner,
my treat! My gift to you!


Happy birthday to my favorite
partner in crime! I personally think
that we’re the perfect match, and
when we’re together I feel like we
can conquer the world!

I hope you enjoy your special day
today! I mean, of course you will
with me by your side!
If you close your eyes and imagine
the best gift you could receive,
you’re bound to picture me!

Great minds think alike as the best
gift I too could think of getting you
this year is me!

So here I am, for your birthday this
year, I’m all yours! Happy birthday!
Someone as fabulous as you deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year! Personally, I could celebrate you every single day!

Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is my way of revealing
That I really like you!

Happy birthday, gorgeous!
Happy birthday to you, cutie!

I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!

I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!