Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh
Happy birthday to the only person
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!
Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I’d choose to be stranded on a
desert island with!
Well, I wouldn’t ever choose to be
stranded anywhere, but if I had to
choose someone to be stranded
with it would obviously be you!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Happy birthday to you, girl!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
True friends know all of each other's
flaws and their deepest, darkest secrets
and yet continue to be friends anyway!
I’m truly grateful to have a great gal pal
and dear best friend like you!
Happy birthday, my friend!
I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
I can still remember when we were
just two kids without a care in the
world. Although that feels like a
million years ago now!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
We truly were made for each other and destined to be best friends, as I don’t know anyone else who would be able to handle us! We’re lucky to have each other, girl!
Happy birthday, girl!
Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
Out of all the great gifts that you might
receive today, know that you already
have the best of them all: me!
If you’re wondering why your cake is starting to sag, it’s because it can’t take the weight of all those candles on top of it! Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to you, bestie!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
You are a girl who has the power
to do anything you wish for in life
and be anything you want to be.
Unless of course the thing you wish
to be is younger, because even you
couldn’t make that happen!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I don’t know that we would be
buddies now had we not been
such good friends when we
were younger.
You’re far too cool for me now!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
I was going to plan you a surprise party, but then I reconsidered as it could quite easily give you a heart attack at your age!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
