Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh


It truly is great having a best bud like you.

When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!

Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met!

Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!

Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!

Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, girl!

I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!

I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
Happy birthday to you, girl!

Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!

I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you, but I must have done some pretty crazy things in a previous life! Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!

Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.

Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!
Some friends come and go
But in you, I always know
Like glue, you’ll stick around
A true friendship we have found!

Happy birthday, bestie!
It’s great having an aged friend like
you as I get to feel like the young
one of the two of us!

Happy birthday to you, buddy!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my old friend!

When you’ve been friends for as long as
we have, you don’t really have any choice
whether or not you remain friends until
the end of time. We know far too many of
each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug
on this friendship!
Gal pals are a dime a dozen but you’re worth your weight in gold, my dear!

Not that I’m saying you’re heavy, just gold is very valuable! Happy birthday, bestie!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!

All the best, buddy!

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