Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh


Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re well into old age!
Happy birthday to you, my best buddy!

Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Happy birthday to one of my best friends!

We’ve been buddies for so long and made it this far, so I guess I’m stuck with you for life now!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!
Happy birthday to one of my oldest pals!

Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
I could never miss your birthday,
my friend, as you are someone
who is simply unforgettable!
Whether you’re memorable for
good or bad reasons, the jury’s
still out on that!

I hope you have a fabulous
day full of celebration, girl!
Happy birthday, my man! Seeing as I’m the best friend around, I’ll hold back on the jokes about how old you’re getting on your birthday this year!
It truly is great having a best bud like you.

When I’m standing next to you I instantly
appear younger by comparison - it’s
almost like magic!

Thank you for aging as badly as you
have, my friend, I mean it!
Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met!

Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
Today I am wishing a very happy birthday
to my bestie who seems to age more
gracefully than anyone else I know!

Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell
your age-defying secret you would
instantly become a millionaire, girl!
Dude, when the cake is cheaper than the
candles, it means you are getting old!

Have a crazy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, girl!

I’m so lucky to have a best friend like you!

I mean, obviously I’d be luckier if I had a
celebrity or a socialite friend who could
get me into exclusive parties, but you’ll do!
Happy birthday to you, girl!

Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!

I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you, but I must have done some pretty crazy things in a previous life! Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!

Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.

Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!

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