Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh


People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
You must be crazy, girl
You're still the same as when we were kids
Happy birthday to the best gal pal!

My wish for your birthday is to make
you smile and laugh, but that’s not
really any different to having me
around on any given day! 
The candles cost more than the cake
Happy birthday to my boy friend
Happy birthday to you, girl!

Having a female friend like you in my life
all these years certainly is a blessing!

I’m so thankful that neither one of us has
grown up since childhood and still have
that same childish sense of humor!
Someone I’ve known forever
We’ve been friends for so many years
Happy birthday to a guy with a great taste in friends!

As your best friend, I’m a prime example of the high calibre you look for in a buddy!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend!

I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
Dashing good looks don’t last forever
You’re another year older, buddy
Happy birthday!

On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Some things will never change, bestie
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!

Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re well into old age!
Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one of a kind girl; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met!

Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!
A friend like you
Is hard to find
You truly are
One of a kind!

Happy birthday,
Buddy!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!

In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Just warning you there will be a party later, I didn’t want to throw you a surprise party and give you a heart attack. Happy birthday!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!

Happy birthday!
Who needs lots of different friends
when I have a best friend like you!
To me, you’re worth a thousand
friends, bestie!

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