Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend to Make Them Laugh
I’m not saying you are old, but your early years are now on the History Channel. Have an amazing birthday, old friend!
Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived!
Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Sending all my love to you on your special day today!
Happy birthday, best friend!
It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.
Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.
Have a fantastic day!
It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.
Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.
Have a fantastic day!
What could a guy like you who
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?
Absolutely nothing, that’s what!
That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?
Absolutely nothing, that’s what!
That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
If you keep having birthdays at this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy! Perhaps we should skip the next one!
Wishing you all the best, my friend!
Wishing you all the best, my friend!
Having a best friend like me is worth not one, but three! I hope you know just how fortunate you are to have me!
Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday, bestie!
I’m glad you were there to witness the discovery of fire. You will need it to light all of those candles later. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
You know some people are like great wines, as time passes they acquire a more complex taste, a fuller body and are greatly desired.
And you know other people are like mature cheeses, despite looking older and developing a more intense smell, there are many people yearning for them.
But you, my friend, all these years have made you complex and given you a fuller body like a great wine, but also, like great cheese, you look older and have an intense smell, and no one really seems to be interested in you.
So, I guess you're stuck with me!
Happy birthday, my lovely!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
Don’t be offended if people start buying you anti-ageing products as birthday gifts - they just want your youthful looks to last forever!
Just make sure they include a gift receipt so that you can exchange them for something better!
From now on, people will take pity on you and start helping you cross the street without you even asking or wanting them to. Have an amazing birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to my childhood bestie!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Do you know how I know that you’re a
true friend? Well, it’s because you’ve
stuck around and tolerated me for all
these years!
You must have the patience of a saint!
I hope you enjoy your special day today!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Getting old is all about losing things. You start to lose your memory, your hair and even your keys. But just focus on the positive side, at least you still have your teeth. Remember to smile while you still have them.
Happy birthday, best friend!
Happy birthday, best friend!
If birthdays only happen once a year, how do you always manage to look so old? I wish you a great birthday, my friend!
Another year older and it’s actually starting to show, bestie!
Just kidding! You’ve still got a few more good years in you yet!
Happy birthday to you!
Just kidding! You’ve still got a few more good years in you yet!
Happy birthday to you!
