On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here! That takes strength!
Many congratulations to you on this very special birthday of yours!
Of course, we all know that the big birthdays are every decade or so, but the truth is that when you get to your age every year is special and cause for celebration!
Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.
Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!