Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, dear sister!
What better gift is there than a
sweet, thoughtful, and touching
birthday message written from
the heart? Something so truly
sentimental that money simply
cannot buy.
Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
What better gift is there than a
sweet, thoughtful, and touching
birthday message written from
the heart? Something so truly
sentimental that money simply
cannot buy.
Okay, yeah, you guessed it…
I forgot to get you a gift!
Happy birthday, my love!
As you become older, my
dear girlfriend, you just get
more and more beautiful!
And I’m not just saying that
because I have to!
As you become older, my
dear girlfriend, you just get
more and more beautiful!
And I’m not just saying that
because I have to!
Late birthday wishes are better than no wishes whatsoever! Just be thankful that I remembered at all!
Belated happy birthday to you!
Belated happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, my dearest cousin!
Another year older and wiser, or I suppose
just older in your case!
Don’t worry, though! You still have many
years to come where you can learn from
me and gain some of my wisdom!
Another year older and wiser, or I suppose
just older in your case!
Don’t worry, though! You still have many
years to come where you can learn from
me and gain some of my wisdom!
Happy birthday to me! May it be awesome and may I receive tons of lovely gifts.
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
so eat, drink and be merry!
I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!
Happy birthday to you!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
Happy birthday, sis! Although you can’t rewind and get any younger, at least we can stop counting from this year onwards to make sure you don’t get any older!
Getting older is a piece of cake!
Happy birthday!
Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!
So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
Surprise birthday gifts are always the best kind of gifts, so finding out that you have a secret crush would certainly be an unexpected and welcome surprise!
So when you close your eyes, blow out your candles and make a wish, bear that in mind as it might just come true!
It’s only right that I thank you for having a birthday today, my friend, because as you know I love any excuse for a party!
All the best, buddy!
All the best, buddy!
Today I’ll be fulfilling my birthday duty
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
of eating more cake than should be
humanly possible!
Happy birthday to you, little sister!
Your birthday is a truly unique one
As even when all is said and done
You might well be another year older
But you never age or get any wiser!
Your birthday is a truly unique one
As even when all is said and done
You might well be another year older
But you never age or get any wiser!
