Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my love!

I know it’s your special day today
but there’s so much more meaning
to it than that… Another birthday
also means another year that
we’ve survived each other, hubby! 

Congratulations to you and more
importantly, congratulations to us!
A beautiful princess was born
You’re really lovely now, sis
My lovely wife, another trip around the sun sees you turn another year older. Luckily you have a supportive husband in me to help you through this tough time!
The woman who made my life whole
There are some gifts money can't buy
Happy birthday, my friend!

On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here!
That takes strength!

All the very best to you today!
You’ll always be my little sidekick, brother
I’m happy you were born
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!

Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Age might not be on your
side but I always will be!
You can always count on
me for anything, sis!

Happy birthday to you!
Wishing you an insanely good birthday, my friend
We make a dream team, my love
Many congratulations to you on
this very special birthday of yours!

Of course, we all know that the big
birthdays are every decade or so,
but the truth is that when you get
to your age every year is special
and cause for celebration!

Happy birthday!
These wishes are short and sweet like me
You’re close to perfect
As the birthday queen, I require all of the attention to be on me today!
Out of all the friends
You truly are the best
A dear BFF who is
Better than all the rest!

Happy birthday, bestie!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Another year older and it’s actually starting to show, bestie! 

Just kidding! You’ve still got a few more good years in you yet! 

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you today, bud!

What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!

Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
If you weren’t my cousin
You would be my sibling
As you truly are my sister 
Just from another mister!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Today marks another year that I’ve been blessing all of your lives!
Happy birthday, dear brother!

I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!
Happy birthday, my hunky husband!

Today might well be your birthday,
but I feel like I’m the one getting the
greatest gift of all as you truly are a
treat for the eyes!

I don’t know how you do it but each
year you only appear to get more
handsome, which is super lucky for
me… Seems like I made a good
investment after all!

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