Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!

You are my beautiful queen and I will
always be your jester, there to provide
the fun and entertainment to make you
laugh and smile!

Your happiness is the most important
thing in the world to me.
Telling you just how special you are to me
You're almost the whole package, boyfriend
While you might be getting older, sis,
you can always look at me to remind
you what young looks like!

I’m just kidding with you! You look
really good considering your age!

Happy birthday to you from your
hilarious and beautiful younger sister!
People usually think you're the younger one
You’re worth the effort, my love
Happy birthday to you!

How is it that each year you get older, yet you become more and more beautiful, little sis!

Well, I’ll tell you why… It’s because you’re related to me! It runs in the family, my super gorgeous sister!
You're lucky to have a wife like me
A cheeky cousin and a true sister
My fondness for you grows at the same
rate that you do so the older you get,
the more adored you become!

Happy birthday, my dear!
They say that you’re only ever as old as you
feel and, seeing as you certainly don’t act
your age, I think it’s safe to say that you’ll
always be younger than you really are!

Happy birthday to you, bestie!
I've kept my crush discreet so far
Nobody makes me laugh like you do, bro
I’ll still love you when you’re old and
wrinkly, and I’ll even love you when
your looks start to go.

If your hair becomes grey or you start
to bald, I’ll still love you just the same.

Which is lucky for you, because judging
by this birthday all of that isn’t too far off!

Happy birthday, my handsome boyfriend!
Your lessons are the least boring
May your birthday be a hoot, sweetie
Damn! Your birthday was yesterday?
I totally forgot!

You should seriously consider
getting better friends!

Happy belated birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife: 
my one and only, the love of my life!

I could never forget your birthday, 
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be 
worth the repercussions! 
Happy birthday to my lover girl!

To me, you are so much more
Than simply just my lover
You’re the one whose company
I enjoy more than any other!
They say you can’t put a wise head on young shoulders. Well, you don’t have to worry about that anymore. If anything, your shoulders are too wise for your head.

May you have a fantastic day and many more to come!
Happy birthday to you today,
my dear best friend!

You, my friend, are a truly unique
guy and anything but ordinary.
You’re simply unlike any other!

I mean, for example, most
people tend to get wiser with
age but nope, not you!
My gorgeous girlfriend, you’re so lucky to have what every GF wishes for: a wonderful boyfriend who is also a built-in BFF! Happy birthday!
One piece of birthday advice for you today:
count your blessings and not how many
gray hairs are starting to form!
All these laps around the sun are starting
to take their toll!
Happy birthday from mom and dad’s
favorite child! Don’t worry though,
sis, you’re a very close runner-up!

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