Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

From now on, people will refer to you as someone of a certain age, old pal! I wish you the greatest of birthdays!
My husband's jokes get older with age
Happy birthday, bro!

I didn’t forget to get you a gift this year,
I simply couldn’t find anything good
enough for you!

As my elder brother, you deserve but
the best and if nothing lives up to the
very highest standards that you
deserve then it isn’t worthy!

To reiterate, I definitely didn’t forget.

I hope you have an amazing day!
You’ll always be my little sidekick, brother
I’m happy you were born
Out of all my boyfriends currently,
you’re definitely my favourite!

Happy birthday, my love!
A cousin brother so funny and cool
A beautiful princess was born
Happy birthday, teacher! May your special day bring as much joy and excitement to you as summer break brings to me!
Happy birthday, my love!

As you become older, my
dear girlfriend, you just get
more and more beautiful!

And I’m not just saying that
because I have to!
You’re lucky that you get to be my brother
I hope our friendship grows old with us
Happy birthday to my biggest
inspiration: my dear elder sister!

Looking back, everyone knew that
you would grow up to be someone
amazing and truly fabulous!

You might still have some growing
up to do but you’ll get there, sis!
Happy birthday to a super nephew
You’re my favorite girl alive, cousin
For a man of few words, I also have
a birthday wish that has few words!

Happy birthday, my love!
Turning another year older doesn’t
have to be all doom and gloom!

Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!

Think of all the good times we’ll be
able to have with all that free time!
Happy birthday, my friend!

On your special day this year, I think it’s only right that you deserve an award for putting up with me as your coworker for the duration that you’ve worked here!
That takes strength!

All the very best to you today!
Today’s your birthday and all eyes are on you, but that can’t be anything new for you as you must be used to all this attention! Happy birthday!
Today’s all about me, which isn’t much different to any other day really!
Many congratulations to you on
this very special birthday of yours!

Of course, we all know that the big
birthdays are every decade or so,
but the truth is that when you get
to your age every year is special
and cause for celebration!

Happy birthday!
If you weren’t my cousin
You would be my sibling
As you truly are my sister 
Just from another mister!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Here we go again, it’s that time of the year, another birthday, one step closer to the final demise. Just kidding, you’ve never been better, older, but otherwise awesome.

Be happy, enjoy your day, you’re alive and well, that’s all that matters!
Happy birthday, dear brother!

I was going to buy you hair dye for your birthday gift this year, but then I thought a hat would be a better idea since it’ll cover both gray hair and your eventual baldness! I’m always thinking of you, bro!

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