Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

For someone who is a cousin, a dear
friend, and also a sister to me, I thought I
had better get you not one gift, but three!

May you have the absolute best and
happiest birthday possible today!
I'll always be the best gift you could wish for
You appear more handsome with age
Happy birthday to my handsome
husband who still isn’t showing
his age, or acting it either!

I guess really I’m lucky my hubby
hasn’t changed and that he’s still
the same great man I met and fell
in love with all those years ago!
Telling you just how special you are to me
You make a handsome sidekick, my love
You've always been my cousin but as the years go on you’ve become more like a bro to me, because just like a brother you love to irritate me! Happy birthday!
You’re not getting any younger, bro
My husband's jokes get older with age
A wonderful wife
In you, I found
You truly and simply
Are the best around!

Happy birthday, dear!
Happy birthday to my
incredibly lucky girlfriend!

I say lucky because you
have me as your boyfriend! 
We make a dream team, my love
I’ll keep your real age a secret
All I have ever wanted in life was to meet my prince charming: a kind, gentle, caring man that would whisk me off my feet and romance me. 

I know that it was a tall order and I guess I could keep looking forever, but you’re close enough so I’ll settle for that! 

Happy birthday, my prince charming!
My husband deserves a medal
My next boyfriend will be funnier
Happy birthday to you!

If I had to give just one reason why you’re more like a sister to me than a cousin, it would be that growing up together you would annoy me just as much as any sister would!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife! I hope you continue to receive the best in life, just like you got me! 😜
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend!

I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the world’s best gal pal!

I can only hope that the frosting on your cake is as sweet as you are!
Happy birthday to you, cutie!

I want you to know that I’m thinking about you on your birthday today and, well, every other day come to think of it! You’re always on my mind!

I hope you have the fab day that you deserve!
Some friends hang around for years like unwanted birthday gifts that you just can’t get rid of, while others are purposely kept hold of and cherished forever like the most precious present.

You’re obviously the latter, my friend! Happy birthday!
In you, I found my soulmate 
We’re two peas in a pod
We share the same sense of humor 
And we’re both a little bit odd!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
My sweet cousin, you’re as dear 
and meaningful to me as any sister
and just as annoying as one, too!

May you have a fabulous birthday!
Happy birthday, love!

On your birthday this year, you can have anything you wish for. But really what more could you want when you already have a girlfriend like me!

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