Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
You’re older but more beautiful than ever, sweetie
Telling you just how special you are to me
I’ve always looked up to you, sis.

When we were younger it was simply because you were taller than me so I didn’t have a choice, but now it’s because I actually respect and admire you!

Happy birthday to you today.
Some things will never change, bestie
Never lose your sense of humor, brother
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!
Nobody makes me laugh like you do, bro
Our childhood memories will never fade
Happy birthday to the second
most beautiful person in the
world after me, of course!
I’ve grown to love you, little sis
You’re close to perfect
A little brother is like
a super annoying flea:
They never leave you alone
and just let you be!

Happy birthday!
You're still the same as when we were kids
I’ll keep your real age a secret
The best brother in the world deserves
the very best wishes on his birthday…
I hope that guy has a wonderful day,
wherever he is!

Of course, I hope you have a great
birthday too, little bro! Happy birthday
from your fabulous elder sister!
Happy birthday to one of my dearest relatives! You might only be my cousin but to me, you will always be much more like an annoying younger sister!
I really wanted to plan a surprise party
for you today, girl, but thought better
of it given your delicate age!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to a fantastic
music teacher!

Learning that I have a class with
you is like music to my ears!
My darling boyfriend, it’s no secret
that you can be the most annoying
person ever and may get on my
nerves sometimes, but the truth is
that I wouldn’t change you for the world!

Happy birthday, my handsome guy!
I love you with all my heart!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

A love as heart touching as ours
A love so wonderful and unique
Two truly odd humans like us
Were always destined to meet!
Having a stylish sister is the ultimate
dream and the greatest blessing any girl
could wish for in life. Not least because it
automatically means that there’s double
the wardrobe to choose from!

Obviously, I think a lot more of you than
just an endless source of new clothing, sis.
There are shoes too, of course!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
You are by far my favourite teacher,
and not just because you give us
the least amount of homework!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to one of very few of my coworkers who doesn’t irritate me or drive me totally crazy! Thank you for that!

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