Funny Birthday Wishes


1090 happy birthday wishes found:

Today’s super special as you have
the pleasure of celebrating someone
truly magnificent!
I'll always be the best gift you could wish for
Happy birthday to a super nephew
It has taken years of practice to become this wonderful!
Another year older and no more mature
My next boyfriend will be funnier
Happy birthday to the only girl who can make me laugh uncontrollably, and usually at the most inappropriate times! 😜
Birthdays are a time to be thankful, husband
You’re like a little brother to me, cousin
I wondered what gift I should get for
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…

What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, little brother!

They say that the older you get, the
wiser and more mature you become
but don’t let that fool you, bro.

I’m older than you and I’m still waiting
for that to happen, so you’re likely to
be waiting even longer!
I've kept my crush discreet so far
We make a dream team, my love
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
The reason I’m stuck with you
Soon there won't be space on your cake
It might feel like you’re getting older by the minute, but no matter how old you get you’ll always be my sweet little sister!

Happy birthday, sis!
Happy birthday, little brother! You might be jealous of your big sister in many ways, but I’ll always be envious of the fact that you’ll always be younger than me!
Happy birthday to a super teacher!

Another birthday means another year
closer to retirement, and another year
closer to cashing in on that pension! 

Wishing you the very best on your
special day this year and hoping that
the year ahead is kind to you!
Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that
you’re getting old; they’re clearly not true
friends like I am!

In my eyes, you’ll always be as young as
you feel. So, until you start acting your
actual age you’ll be forever young!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday to you, my friend!

Remember, it’s never too late to
chase your dreams and become
what you want to be.

Unless, of course, your dream is
to be young again as that ship
has well and truly sailed!
Old enough to know better,
stubborn enough to do it anyway!
I only have to say it’s the birthday
of the funniest person in the world
today, and everyone will immediately
know it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday to you, my friend!
Getting older doesn’t necessarily
mean that you’re growing up…
You’re still the same kid I’ve always
known and loved, little brother! 

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, buddy!

I’ve got to say, I’m really looking forward to the light show tonight that will be your birthday cake!

I have high expectations for something pretty spectacular, given how many candles and sparklers are going to be required to represent your age!

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