Funny Birthday Wishes
1090 happy birthday wishes found:
You might have heard rumors that I have a crush on you, and seeing as it’s your special day I’ll come clean and admit that they’re true!
I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
I can’t imagine you’ll receive a better gift than that on your birthday today!
You’re always playing catch up
Trying to keep up with me
But I’ll always be the elder one
Older than me you’ll never be!
I’m wishing the very happiest
Of birthdays to you today
My sweet younger sister!
Trying to keep up with me
But I’ll always be the elder one
Older than me you’ll never be!
I’m wishing the very happiest
Of birthdays to you today
My sweet younger sister!
Often crazy but always great fun to be around, you’re my cousin brother and I wouldn’t have you any other way! Happy birthday to you!
Don’t look so glum, chum!
It’s only another year!
At this point, one more really
doesn’t make much difference
anyway! Happy birthday, buddy!
It’s only another year!
At this point, one more really
doesn’t make much difference
anyway! Happy birthday, buddy!
I know that it’s your birthday
today, yet I can’t help but feel
like it’s also sort of mine too
seeing how I’m the lucky one
to have a best friend like you!
I hope you have a totally
fabulous birthday, girl!
today, yet I can’t help but feel
like it’s also sort of mine too
seeing how I’m the lucky one
to have a best friend like you!
I hope you have a totally
fabulous birthday, girl!
Happy birthday, little sis!
Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
Over the years you have driven me up the
wall and tried my patience time and time
again, but really I have you to thank for
that as it’s partly down to you that I’m such
a calm, patient, and zen person nowadays!
Happy birthday to one of my oldest pals!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Old as in a longstanding friend and, well, you’re also just getting on a bit!
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old!
But in all truth, you do seem to be getting
more and more handsome with age! So
actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to you!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
On your special day this year, I want
you to know that I’m so lucky to have
you as a cousin.
Really you’re like a brother to me, but
the fact that you’re my cousin means
I don’t have to put up with you 24/7!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.
Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Happy birthday, brother!
You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
You might be another year older, but that
doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser!
Happy birthday to my amazing
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!
Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!
Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
Happy birthday, cuz! Sometimes I forget that you’re my cousin, as you’re much more like an annoying little brother!
Happy birthday to the cutest person in the world and someone very close to my heart!
To me, you are just as precious as a piece of fine art!
To me, you are just as precious as a piece of fine art!
